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⚐ ReportJacob: Guess what the number one non-search engine referrer to mbhs.edu is? Joseph: It would be funny if it were a porn site. Jacob: It is! Joseph: I totally called that one.
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⚐ Report//At the 2010 WWII Interdisciplinary... Parent: So, you've seen an American veteran who fought in Normandy, a soldier in the Russian cavalry, and many other veterans. So, I say we give a round of applause to the ones who are here with us tonight. Crowd: *applause* Parent: [turns to veteran next to him and says something in Russian, probably thank you or something] //Veteran nods as parent talks, then... Veteran: Sir, I have no idea what you just said.
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⚐ ReportSC photographer: We're doing an article on couples, can we get your guys' picture? //Shelley flicks him off, he leaves for a bit SC photographer (back, now with camera raised): Are you sure? It would be quick! Shelley & Danderson: NO! //Danderson gets umbrella out of backpack and tries to smack him
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⚐ ReportTeacher: You want me to tell you a story? I'll tell you a story. A sex story? [Does creepy tongue-waving grin]
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⚐ Report//John is talking on the phone to Michael John: Thank you very much, I do have balls and I do have brains.
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⚐ Report//Ife is handing out cookies Ms. Gross: What's with all the cookie distribution? Evan: Is that like, the integral of e to the negative cookie squared over two?
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⚐ ReportSchafer: ..So it's like if you drop a soap bar in the shower and it slides due to little friction. Student: Don't drop the soap bar! //Class laughs Schafer: Yes.. don't drop the soap bar. Then you'd get a soapy floor.