#12887

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Jan. 24, 2024, 8:28 a.m.

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//Nikhita is drawing hearts on Amber's paper and crossing them out Nikhita: I've given up on romance Evelyn Evelyn: You guys are literally 16

#13638

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Sept. 21, 2025, 10:09 p.m.

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O’Donovan is teaching chemistry and is asking everyone on their favorite scientists. Lucas Kim: My favorite scientist is Goebbels!! everyone stays silent in shock… O’Donovan: say that again?? Lucas: Goebbels! I love his theorems, like the e- O’Donovan: ohhhh you mean Gödel, like the mathematician/logician! Lucas: yea yeah exactly!! Goebbels, my favorite logician!! Context: Goebbels was a wwii nsdap war criminal responsible for propaganda in the third reich

#292

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May 21, 2009, 10:20 p.m.

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Huzzah! Duct tape fixes everything! Including backpacks and identity crises!

#418

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June 4, 2009, 6:56 p.m.

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Khoa: I'm not short, I'm travel sized!

#818

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Nov. 8, 2009, 12:44 a.m.

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Jacob: Guess what the number one non-search engine referrer to mbhs.edu is? Joseph: It would be funny if it were a porn site. Jacob: It is! Joseph: I totally called that one.

#1627

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March 10, 2010, 6:36 p.m.

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//At the 2010 WWII Interdisciplinary... Parent: So, you've seen an American veteran who fought in Normandy, a soldier in the Russian cavalry, and many other veterans. So, I say we give a round of applause to the ones who are here with us tonight. Crowd: *applause* Parent: [turns to veteran next to him and says something in Russian, probably thank you or something] //Veteran nods as parent talks, then... Veteran: Sir, I have no idea what you just said.

#1977

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June 3, 2010, 2:07 p.m.

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Eric VA: I fuck with people more than people give me credit for.

#2449

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Oct. 29, 2010, 4:51 p.m.

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SC photographer: We're doing an article on couples, can we get your guys' picture? //Shelley flicks him off, he leaves for a bit SC photographer (back, now with camera raised): Are you sure?  It would be quick! Shelley & Danderson: NO! //Danderson gets umbrella out of backpack and tries to smack him

#2942

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Feb. 17, 2011, 3:57 p.m.

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Pham: Mister Piper will pass out the schedules next week.

#3055

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March 9, 2011, 8:10 p.m.

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Teacher: You want me to tell you a story? I'll tell you a story. A sex story? [Does creepy tongue-waving grin]