#13070

610

Feb. 15, 2024, 10:03 a.m.

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Esther: Mr. Sahu, are your shoelaces untied? [...] Sahu: I just walk around with my shoelaces untied.

#13166

610

March 7, 2024, 2:09 p.m.

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CAP kid: You know what we call you guys? CAP kid: NERDS!

#13712

610

Jan. 16, 2026, 2:28 p.m.

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(Eric Shi repeated places eraser on and off of a calculator’s solar panel) Eric: I’m waterboarding it.

#4756

1220

Feb. 14, 2014, 12:39 a.m.

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//Over Facebook Andy: Hey do you happen to have any snapbacks that I could borrow for tomorrow? Raphael: Nope, you're asking a person of the wrong race. Andy: LOL

#7567

1220

Sept. 5, 2018, 3:04 p.m.

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Pham: You guys are so skinny! Pham: You need to eat 10 big macs every day!

#7857

1220

Jan. 10, 2019, 6:02 p.m.

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Student 1: It's pretty windy in here... must be because a higher body temperature raises the overall temperature in the area and causes an air pressure differential leading to the formation of wind as the atmosphere tries to equalize the pressures. Student 2: Was that supposed to be a pick-up line? //Translation: You're hot

#8275

1220

Sept. 10, 2019, 4:26 p.m.

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Debkanya: They were like “you could do opioids, but we need someone to do cocaine,” so that’s what I did.

#10466

1220

April 22, 2022, 10:24 a.m.

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Isak: 50% of the magnet plays Genshin impact. Isak: This is why we need to bring back bullying.

#12470

1220

Nov. 6, 2023, 3:10 p.m.

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Sahu: Nahom LePookie Bear

#376

68

May 31, 2009, 12:58 p.m.

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Mr. Heidler: We call them Mr. Fisters!