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June 11, 2009, 5:16 p.m.

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Teacher: Quizmaster over here got a five out of fourty on our last quiz. Student: Hey, at least you know I didn't cheat.

#501

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July 23, 2009, 8:59 p.m.

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Alex Contreras: You only need two tools in life - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

#505

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Sept. 3, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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Wylie (types): SELECT * FROM YOUR_MOM Jacob: That would work if your mom were a table.

#559

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Sept. 25, 2009, 9:27 a.m.

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Hammond: That's clever for about five seconds.

#768

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Oct. 28, 2009, 7:58 a.m.

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//Mr. Pham asks a question about linear algebra - the class remains silent Mr. Pham: Oh-ho! I see you guys blinking the eyes!

#781

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Oct. 29, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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//Rose talking to Yessi Rose: Show me your subtle curvature.

#997

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Nov. 28, 2009, 11:42 a.m.

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Coach: Karen, you don't have a physical on file! Karen: I got one for cross country. Demma probably didn't turn it in. Coach: Silly Demma. Ok, well, I need to put down a date, so make something up. Karen: ummm... Coach: So how did your August 12th physical go? Karen: Good!

#1035

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Dec. 3, 2009, 11:33 p.m.

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//Eric Wan and Gilad are having some weird conversation Gilad: It's 72 virgins! Diana: Uh, what about 72 virgins? Gilad: It's the number of virgins Bin Laden promised me. *pause* I mean terrorists! //group comes to consensus that Gilad is a terrorist Diana: So is that why our quantum project isn't getting done? Gilad: *nod* I may have to kill you now.

#1338

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:57 a.m.

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Hinkle: If you sit there and say, 'Mr. Hinkle, I don't understand this mumbo jumbo' -- alright, let's put it this way. You guys know schools. [...] Some school systems have problems. Overcrowding. What do you do? Increase class sizes? [...] Portables? Both? [...] Damascus High! Big problems! Out of space! So many kids, they can only walk one way in the hallway! No more room for portables! Packed to the brim! What do you do? Student 1: Send them to Blair! Hinkle: Nope. Student 2: 'Cause we're overcrowded too. Hinkle: Nah, because we have minorities. Come on, it's Damascus! They already have big enough problems with running out of farmland and all that. Can't also be worrying about minorities.

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Feb. 1, 2010, 8:32 p.m.

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//Scott, teaching LISP programming, writes on the board: `(a b c) Scott (pointing at the apostrophe): This protects the whole list Kathryn: From who? Attackers?