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Nov. 6, 2023, 3:10 p.m.

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Sahu: Nahom LePookie Bear

#376

68

May 31, 2009, 12:58 p.m.

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Mr. Heidler: We call them Mr. Fisters!

#438

68

June 11, 2009, 5:16 p.m.

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Teacher: Quizmaster over here got a five out of fourty on our last quiz. Student: Hey, at least you know I didn't cheat.

#501

68

July 23, 2009, 8:59 p.m.

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Alex Contreras: You only need two tools in life - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

#505

68

Sept. 3, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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Wylie (types): SELECT * FROM YOUR_MOM Jacob: That would work if your mom were a table.

#559

68

Sept. 25, 2009, 9:27 a.m.

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Hammond: That's clever for about five seconds.

#768

68

Oct. 28, 2009, 7:58 a.m.

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//Mr. Pham asks a question about linear algebra - the class remains silent Mr. Pham: Oh-ho! I see you guys blinking the eyes!

#781

68

Oct. 29, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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//Rose talking to Yessi Rose: Show me your subtle curvature.

#997

68

Nov. 28, 2009, 11:42 a.m.

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Coach: Karen, you don't have a physical on file! Karen: I got one for cross country. Demma probably didn't turn it in. Coach: Silly Demma. Ok, well, I need to put down a date, so make something up. Karen: ummm... Coach: So how did your August 12th physical go? Karen: Good!

#1035

68

Dec. 3, 2009, 11:33 p.m.

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//Eric Wan and Gilad are having some weird conversation Gilad: It's 72 virgins! Diana: Uh, what about 72 virgins? Gilad: It's the number of virgins Bin Laden promised me. *pause* I mean terrorists! //group comes to consensus that Gilad is a terrorist Diana: So is that why our quantum project isn't getting done? Gilad: *nod* I may have to kill you now.