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April 4, 2019, 2:52 p.m.

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//Horne Period 1, room 242, earthquake drill //Class is incredulous about how the third floor was called down before the second Horne: That's because all of the magnets are on the third floor. They are more important than you guys.

#8413

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Dec. 6, 2019, 1:01 p.m.

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Kaluta: What's a tin yurl?

#1980

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June 5, 2010, 4:52 p.m.

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//Sean says some stupid thing Rose: Sean, you were made in a factory to piss off teachers.

#3877

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Jan. 4, 2012, 9:47 p.m.

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// Rose is visiting Stein's Class Stein: So a parent sent me an email about how my exams are impossible. Billings: After a 4 hour exam, any exam seems easy. // Whole room laughs except Rose, 5 min later... Rose: Wait were you talking about my exams?

#4492

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April 6, 2013, 7:55 p.m.

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//At Wallops 2013, learning about marine phyla MSC Guy: Of course, sponges can regenerate. You could even stick one in a blender then watch it grow back. Teddy: Wow, I wish I could do that! Schafer: Yeah, I wish I could stick you in a blender too.

#7191

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Feb. 2, 2018, 5:50 p.m.

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Reynald: Do you know why I don't like communism? It makes game theory less interesting.

#7821

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Dec. 28, 2018, 2:26 a.m.

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//During 8th period Logic //Hinkle stands at the door staring into the classroom for a good 15 seconds Rose: Are you gonna come in? Hinkle: *walks in and hands paper over to William (student)* If you ever have any trouble with this guy tell me *talking to Rose* Hinkle: 'Cause in my class he is always ... asleep //Hinkle starts walking out Hinkle: Is this a math class? In my class they need to know ... I'm sorry to say ... you know what? ... subtraction //Hinkle walks out Rose: I shared a classroom with this guy for an entire semester and I would just sit in his class during my free period listening to him speak. And his speech is so addictive. I caught myself saying "You know what?" suddenly all of the time. Then I realized, I needed to get out of there.

#3173

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March 29, 2011, 11:24 p.m.

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//In Fillman period 9, Viju is wearing Walter's sweatshirt... Walter: Gimme back my jacket! Viju: Are you asking me to take off my clothes? You little perv-- Walter: NO! I'm asking you to take off mine!

#4759

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Feb. 14, 2014, 3:12 p.m.

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//Pham taking our attendance for the first time Pham: Sambuha? Sambuddha: No, it's "Sambuddha." Pham: Oh yeah, he have the Double D's! My vision getting bad.

#5330

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Dec. 19, 2014, 4:25 p.m.

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//Precalc C Rose: In third period, we had a discussion about the difference between a directrix and a dominatrix. //laughs Rose: Some people didn't know what a dominatrix was. It was an awkward moment. Student: Was Sherry one of them?