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Nov. 18, 2009, 7:40 p.m.

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Ms.Thomas: (on the explosion of a U.S. battleship) You can write whatever you want. Make me hate the Spaniards. Just, don't say they threw chickens on board and that there were bombs inside them and that's how the U.S.S. Maine exploded. No chicken bombs! Class: ?! Ms.Thomas: Just don't do it!

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Nov. 23, 2009, 7:36 p.m.

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Rose: “I don’t exactly know what I’m talking about here, but somehow logarithms come into play.”

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Nov. 23, 2009, 7:45 p.m.

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//Pham, talking about students getting wrong answers on tests "Whether it's really way off or just a tiny bit way off..."

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Nov. 24, 2009, 11:20 p.m.

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Prange: "Sometimes we take tangents because of me, other times we just look at Eugene and go _what?_"

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Dec. 4, 2009, 8:33 a.m.

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Ms. Sloe: Oh good Dennis, you're doing your karyotype! Good boy, good boy.

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Dec. 7, 2009, 1:09 p.m.

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Whitacre: Provisional driver's license? Are you a provisional organ donor, too?

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:34 p.m.

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Whitacre: You don't rape and pillage the manger. You leave it smoking and burning on the Christmas tree!

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Dec. 11, 2009, 2:53 p.m.

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Schafer: For those of you who are interested, Michael has volunteered to show you how to get started in study hall tomorrow. Mikey: I have? Schafer: You have! That's what you said: "It's easy!"

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Dec. 15, 2009, 2:57 p.m.

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Schafer: My trivia team's name last Tuesday night was, "Tigah, question mark. They should call him Cheetah!"

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Dec. 15, 2009, 3:37 p.m.

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Smith: If you want to learn about capital punishment, just type into the Google search engine "capital punishment Western democracies."