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#1194

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:47 p.m.

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// discussing the prefix ped- or paed- Mrs. Sloe: What is it to be a baby doctor? Student: Podiatrist! Class: .... pediatrician.

#1197

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:55 p.m.

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Mr. Shindel (pretending to be an emo kid or something): I have low self-esteem and I cry myself to sleep at night. Student: FINALLY! You admit it!

#1206

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Dec. 17, 2009, 12:44 p.m.

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//working on a crossword puzzle with theme "Noah's Ark" Schafer: There are two of every animal! Stein: I didn't realize they were animals! Hammond: Of course! He didn't bring two of each stamp!

#1210

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Dec. 18, 2009, 12:08 p.m.

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Cannon: Use of passive voice by students will result in receipt of few points by Ms. Cannon.

#1243

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Dec. 21, 2009, 4:19 p.m.

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//Student has forgotten something in the classroom. Dr. Simel picks it up and hands it back... Student: Ohmygosh, thanks!!! Simel: Ohmygosh, you're welcome!!!

#1260

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Jan. 5, 2010, 9:38 a.m.

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Student, imitating Hinkle: I have no problem with it, as long as you don't take it out of context. Hammond: Of course you're taking it out of context! It's BlairBash!

#1284

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Jan. 9, 2010, 10:13 a.m.

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Ms. Cannon: Why are the prostitutes good? Winston: Because they take it

#1331

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:41 a.m.

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Schafer: I need you to clear your desks. No, this is not a test. This is not a quiz. I just need you to clear your desks. Mikey: We need an alarm sounding!

#1382

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Jan. 21, 2010, 11:57 a.m.

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Verrock: We're trying a "starving artists" approach. Find something that would otherwise be thrown away, and make art out of it. [...] Some turned out really well, and some are in that big plastic bag, right back where they came from.

#1384

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Jan. 21, 2010, noon

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Jacob: Look, the emergency stop button's covered up. Wiz: We pressed it, once. When I first got here, Mr. Osmond was still here. For a long time, the button didn't work. One day, he was showing me how it didn't work, and all the phone calls in the building got cut off. Of course, we knew nothing about it. *winks*