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#1418

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Jan. 29, 2010, 4:44 p.m.

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Mythili: What are you doing!? That's not your esophagus! Give it back!

Context: Chelsea had Mythili's stretchy arm-thing, and was shoving her water bottle through it.

mythili

#1420

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Jan. 29, 2010, 4:47 p.m.

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// in Quantum Video: ...[Einstein and Schrodinger] planned a full frontal assault on Neils Bohr! * class laughs *

#1432

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Jan. 31, 2010, 6:04 p.m.

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//Tolnay is doing one of those Smith poem assignments during econ Hinkle: Ohhh! You have Dr. Smith! A-ha-ha-ha-ha! I pity the fool.

#1433

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Jan. 31, 2010, 6:05 p.m.

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//The class is not paying attention Hinkle: Okay, ladies and gentlemen! Yo! Shhhh! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!

#1437

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Jan. 31, 2010, 6:11 p.m.

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//the class is objecting to Mr. Hinkle's examples involving ketchup, mustard, hamburgers, and hotdogs Student: What about Caesar salads? Hinkle: Remember, we're trying to stay mainstream here. None of that weird stuff. Only weird people eat salad! [...] Wait wait wait wait wait. Did someone just mention CAVIAR?

#1467

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Feb. 5, 2010, 1:52 p.m.

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Pham: (cell phone rings) (picks it up) Hello? What, my heating out? Well I have class right now, you call back later, of course of course... (holds phone away from ear) (stares at it for a second) (hangs up)

pham didnt pay his heating bill and his house didnt have heat

pham

#1470

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Feb. 5, 2010, 1:57 p.m.

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Stein (talking about a hypotenuse of a triangle): "Now look at this chicken right here."

#1482

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Feb. 7, 2010, 5:18 p.m.

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Hinkle: They county would love to go, 'you're out of here Hinkle!' Pfffft! (Makes wild gestures towards the door)

#1506

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Feb. 18, 2010, 6:31 p.m.

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//After seeing groups' thermostat designs Schafer: So, 3 of these look like they COULD work. Out of 8. They all should work theoretically, but the universe just doesn't work that way. So I'm only expecting 3 to do anything. But, probably not all of them will, cuz you guys are gonna screw something up.

#1512

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Feb. 19, 2010, 8:02 p.m.

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Stein, while talking about superheroes fighting: "They just fight each other - BAM! BAM! - to a pulp!"