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Dec. 12, 2019, 4:11 p.m.

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Nicole: Damp towel! Don't put out the party fire.

#8505

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Feb. 14, 2020, 11:36 a.m.

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//Stein walks into 312 at lunch Stein: I have a joke about a joke, and I want you guys to rate it from 1 to 10. Stein: That joke was so bad... now you guys say "how bad?" Students: How bad? Stein: That joke was so bad, it crossed the street during lunch. *small amount of laughter, general confused muttering* Stein: Now rate it 1 to 10. *Students rate it low* Stein: I'll estimate an average of 8. //Stein leaves

#8526

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Feb. 25, 2020, 8:28 a.m.

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//after Robert sat on a table that had sulfuric acid on it previously Ethan: Question. Geffen: Is Robert going to get a Darwin award? Yes. Almost certainly.

#8726

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Nov. 11, 2020, 9:32 a.m.

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// nashan not remembering a part from catch-22 nach: how do you not remember nash: im going to be level with you... nash: i dont remember why i dont remember

#11351

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Dec. 22, 2022, 10:08 a.m.

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Stein: So from now on we will just slide over the maths. Stein: *makes water sloshing sounds* Sudhish: *grunts*

#484

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June 21, 2009, 12:34 a.m.

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Grace: You should have gotten Jon eyeliner. Jon: Eyeliner?! I can't eat that!

#514

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Sept. 4, 2009, 2:47 p.m.

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Swaney: Did I tell you Miss Manners is my neighbor?

#543

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Sept. 17, 2009, 9:01 p.m.

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Pham: Two things: Sit down, and do not talk while your mouth is full.

#611

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Swaney: I shouldn’t admit this, but I am because it’s been so long…

#634

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Oct. 12, 2009, 11:05 a.m.

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//to Jacob on Neckwear Friday Schafer: And what did your mother say when you left your house this morning?