#10941

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Oct. 7, 2022, 2:36 p.m.

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//p9 fot Nicole: If you blairbash me, I get downvoted //Katie pulls up blairbash Nicole: I'm gonna get downvoted on blairbash for saying I get downvoted on blairbash

#4512

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April 17, 2013, midnight

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Jason Ma: Mr. Schafer, do you go to church? Mr. Schafer: Umm... Jason Ma: Mr. Schafer, DID YOU HAVE A FATHER?! //Mr. Schafer and the class stare at Jason

#4219

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Sept. 27, 2012, 10:26 p.m.

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Lodal: Let me describe to you my childhood briefly...

#4916

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May 8, 2014, 8:18 p.m.

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Giles: This is a formula that anyone who has ever been in a Precalc class knows. When you are on your deathbed, you will remember that sin2O + cos2O = 1. Unless you get dementia or something.

#5499

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May 27, 2015, 8:52 p.m.

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//Pd. 5 Spanish //Sam left his binder behind the previous class, and has managed to lose his rubric for the final project Sam: Is the rubric on Edline? Cuadrado: No. It is over here, with the other stuff you forgot. //Sam gets up to get a new rubric Cuadrado: How do you say this...Fry! //class laughs with confusion Shyaer: I think she just roasted you, Sam. Class: Do you mean "burn"? Cuadrado: You know what I meant. Elia (to Sam): I think you got rekt.

#7731

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Nov. 14, 2018, 9:54 a.m.

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//AP Music theory, playing chords at A=440 and A=450 Ms HC: Stay quiet and wait for the pain! //a minute or two later Ms HC: So it's at 440 what? Class: Hertz Aaron: It does.

#8427

418

Dec. 12, 2019, 4:11 p.m.

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Nicole: Damp towel! Don't put out the party fire.

#8505

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Feb. 14, 2020, 11:36 a.m.

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//Stein walks into 312 at lunch Stein: I have a joke about a joke, and I want you guys to rate it from 1 to 10. Stein: That joke was so bad... now you guys say "how bad?" Students: How bad? Stein: That joke was so bad, it crossed the street during lunch. *small amount of laughter, general confused muttering* Stein: Now rate it 1 to 10. *Students rate it low* Stein: I'll estimate an average of 8. //Stein leaves

#8526

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Feb. 25, 2020, 8:28 a.m.

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//after Robert sat on a table that had sulfuric acid on it previously Ethan: Question. Geffen: Is Robert going to get a Darwin award? Yes. Almost certainly.

#8726

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Nov. 11, 2020, 9:32 a.m.

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// nashan not remembering a part from catch-22 nach: how do you not remember nash: im going to be level with you... nash: i dont remember why i dont remember