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#11936

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June 5, 2023, 4:20 p.m.

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Stein: I did this [kind of experiment on subliminal messages] in ninth grade. Stein: I didn't have classes in my school, we just studied things that were interesting. //later Stein: Every six weeks, we'd switch classes. We'd meet in the common room, and they'd ask us "what do you want to learn about?" Stein: And I'd say "chemistry!" So they say "David wants to learn about chemistry. Who else wants to learn about chemistry?" //later Stein: I think my parents liked [the field trips/school camping trips], because it meant I was away for a lot of the time.

#12433

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Oct. 31, 2023, 1:53 p.m.

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Ella: My highest achievement is never being Blairbashed.

#12847

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Jan. 18, 2024, 7:49 a.m.

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Alex Zhao: I was blasting "Illegals in my Yard" for an hour.

#4339

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Dec. 9, 2012, 1:59 p.m.

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//Going over motifs Clay: And what is this called? Albert: Of Mice and Men. Clay: .....facepalm //Class laughs Albert: Wait, I don't get it.

#13346

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April 30, 2024, 11:40 a.m.

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Leo: Ooh, fingers! Jason Yao: Oh, fuck you! (proceeds to throw an orange wrapped in tin foil at Eric Shi)

#10941

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Oct. 7, 2022, 2:36 p.m.

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//p9 fot Nicole: If you blairbash me, I get downvoted //Katie pulls up blairbash Nicole: I'm gonna get downvoted on blairbash for saying I get downvoted on blairbash

#4512

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April 17, 2013, midnight

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Jason Ma: Mr. Schafer, do you go to church? Mr. Schafer: Umm... Jason Ma: Mr. Schafer, DID YOU HAVE A FATHER?! //Mr. Schafer and the class stare at Jason

#4219

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Sept. 27, 2012, 10:26 p.m.

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Lodal: Let me describe to you my childhood briefly...

Pretty much he didn't have any friends because he didn't have video games.  But the friends he did have let him play video games at their houses.

lodal, capmath

#4916

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May 8, 2014, 8:18 p.m.

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Giles: This is a formula that anyone who has ever been in a Precalc class knows. When you are on your deathbed, you will remember that sin2O + cos2O = 1. Unless you get dementia or something.

#5499

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May 27, 2015, 8:52 p.m.

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//Pd. 5 Spanish //Sam left his binder behind the previous class, and has managed to lose his rubric for the final project Sam: Is the rubric on Edline? Cuadrado: No. It is over here, with the other stuff you forgot. //Sam gets up to get a new rubric Cuadrado: How do you say this...Fry! //class laughs with confusion Shyaer: I think she just roasted you, Sam. Class: Do you mean "burn"? Cuadrado: You know what I meant. Elia (to Sam): I think you got rekt.