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May 31, 2009, 11:19 a.m.

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David C: Does anyone actually use Observers? 'Cause I never see them... [For the uninitiated, Observers are permanently cloaked (invisible) units in Starcraft]

#1425

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Jan. 29, 2010, 8:23 p.m.

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Bunday: Is this group so retarded that you have to come up with pictures of sports activities in order to stimulate your thinking?

#1537

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Feb. 24, 2010, 8:45 a.m.

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Jenni: No! I used a center tag! Bad Jenni! Diana: What's wrong with a center tag? Jenni: It is bad! It doesn't exist! Diana: Yes it does! Jenni & Chester: No it doesn't! Diana: Yes it does! Chester: No, it's like God, it doesn't exist! Diana & Jenni: ... Chester: ...that wasn't a very good argument, was it.

#2512

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Nov. 10, 2010, 12:32 p.m.

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Blitz: So the next mineral property we're going to study is cleavage. //pause Blitz: Um, who has heard of Dolly Parton? Or Pamela Anderson? // the conversation goes downhill from here.

#2604

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Nov. 24, 2010, 9:14 a.m.

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Sarah: Jesus LOVES little children... Danderson: ...Jesus was a pedophile?

#3191

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April 5, 2011, 6:43 a.m.

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Stein: Some people think AC stands for Alternating Current or Air Conditioning, but really, at the International Registry of Acronyms, it stands for Alternating Series.

#3464

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June 13, 2011, 2:46 p.m.

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// Someone mentions having to call someone Robert: Who ya gonna call? Katherine: MYTH BUSTERS!! Robert: ... wait, what??

#3761

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Nov. 8, 2011, 8:27 a.m.

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//Gross is reading something to the class. It uses only female pronouns. Jacky starts muttering. Gross: What was that Jacky? Don't go hating my female pronouns! //Jacky looks confused Gross: Yeah! You have a girl's name anyway! //Jacky is even more confused

#4182

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Sept. 4, 2012, 10:06 a.m.

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Bosse: Guys! Calm down! The girls and Albert are trying to work.

#5593

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Oct. 22, 2015, 7:43 p.m.

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//U.S. History, everybody has computers at their desks Teacher: You can watch this video at home. Computer: "Hello this is John Green, welcome to Crash Course U.S. History, and--" *class laughs* Teacher: No, don't click on it yet! *5 seconds later* Another computer: "Hello this is John Green, welcome to Crash Course--" *class laughs, everybody facepalms* *12 seconds later* Another computer: "Hello this is John Green--"