//Jeremy walks in late, prank-taps Kaluta on the shoulder from behind //Kaluta gets up and looks behind him, sees Jeremy, steps out of the way //Jeremy walks by to his destination //Kaluta slaps Jeremy on the head
Ace: what if we're just pizza? ... but like, coagulated and developed over a long time?
// Lockdown Student: Apparently a student punched a teacher. Cuadrado: Good. If you do that to me I will punch back!
Isak: I say a stupid thing, and it’s forever preserved on this godforsaken website
Alexei: It's literally 1984. I say a stupid thing and it's forever preserved on Blairbash.
Isak: Mr. Rose, say "It's Morbin' time". Rose: It's Mormon time! Isak to Alexei: You owe me $100. Rose: Wow... I am just creating the economy. //later Rose: Wait, Morbin? Not Mormon? More bin? That's not even a real word! Is that like the movie character? You guys are ridiculous. //right before the quiz Rose: It is not Morbin' time.
Schwartz: Sorry guys; you found the secret; all of calculus is a lie.
Mr. Rose: It is NOT morbin' time!!!
Hui: It's better to be 95% honest than 100% honest.
Isak: Mr. Kaluta have a nice day! Kaluta: I’m trying.