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June 6, 2021, 11:02 p.m.

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Max: New Olympic event… Sam: 100-yard loogie



June 4, 2021, 3:02 p.m.

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Lodal: What would life be without Nearpod?



June 3, 2021, 8:06 a.m.

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//2021 Graduation Johnson: This class has been passionate about activism and socialism.



May 28, 2021, 4:43 p.m.

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//chaotic lodal anthology, may 28 "Quantum - This isn't the best title for this unit, but it makes it seem very mysterious and inscrutable, so I'm going to leave it (r/IAmVerySmart)" "Those of you who said it was interesting -- you're liars. You're just lying, trying to please me so your grade is higher." "I just want you to be aware -- that it is still possible for snake-people to be created." "I hate it, because it doesn't fit with my worldview, and I don't want to change." "Hey. That's a fair point. But I don't want a fair point -- I don't want reasonable reactions." "And why? ... I don't have a good reason. I will just enforce my will on this class." "If you just can't take school today, and just want to go find memes instead, and paste them into the paper, just ... make sure they're good."



May 28, 2021, 3:48 p.m.

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//Duval's son has been asking about communism Duval: Coltin, explain to him the communist manifesto. Coltin: Why? What did I do?



May 28, 2021, 2:31 p.m.

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//Talking about what's brown and sticky Ostrander: Some mud has like, suction, so its sticky but not sticky



May 28, 2021, 10:48 a.m.

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Chad Yu: Mr. Stein, why are you scared of heights? Stein: Well, I was in a plane crash, so there actually is a reason - I think they're related. Chad: Did you survive? *Stein just stares at him* Stein: No, I actually died, and then I came back.



May 25, 2021, 9:10 a.m.

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//Ento Duval: Thomas (the tank engine) is just teaching Communism to children.



May 24, 2021, 12:31 p.m.

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//Schwartz giving administrative stuff for end-of-year So there might be some stuff you won't finish. Send me an email. I understand! You're still a good person! *pause* Well, actually let me clarify.



May 24, 2021, 9:07 a.m.

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Sloe, to a student: Somebody's behind you! Who's behind you??? Sloe: Oh wait, that's a chair.