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#9010

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Feb. 18, 2021, 2:51 p.m.

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//there was a vocab quiz scheduled for the last few minutes of class in AP Lit Tad: "Ms. O'Connor, if I show you my stuffed animals can we not have the quiz today?" Ms. O'Connor (laughing): "Well, you can show them." Tad: *shows off stuffed animals* //specifically Fighter the tiger, Grason the fox, and Squirrel the squirrel Ms. O'Connor: "I love stuffed animals! Anyway, everybody head to canvas. We'll star-" //about 30 seconds of silence Tad (in chat): "Is she frozen?" Dheeraj (in chat): "yes" //another 10 seconds or so *Zoom gives us a notice saying "the host has disconnected."* //another minute or so *Ms. O'Connor reconnects, joins the call, and lets us all back in. The class bursts out laughing.* Ms. O'Connor: "That was some Harry Potter stuff." *Tad holds up Lord Bawk Bawk the chicken* Tad: "Bawk! Bawk! Bawk! BAWK!!!" Tad: "I warned you. I warned you Ms. O'Connor, and you doubted me. You shouldn't have done that!" Ms. O'Connor: "OK, so there won't be a quiz today after all." Tad (holding up Lord Bawk Bawk again): "BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK!"

#9009

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Feb. 18, 2021, 2:37 p.m.

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//multivar Noam: Don't forget your vector hats when you type F in the chat

#9008

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Feb. 18, 2021, 11:42 a.m.

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Kirk: I could imagine someone writing an entire calculus course ... as poetry.

#9007

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Feb. 17, 2021, 12:36 p.m.

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Student: Keep in mind -- I'm not Amanda Gorman.

#9006

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Feb. 17, 2021, 10:25 a.m.

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Elie: This might be more of a topic for the seniors... Elie: Never mind, you're just mature as they are! Elie: ... Nah, you're not

#9005

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Feb. 17, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

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Sloe: Okay, [Student], why are you so late today? Sloe: It's okay, I don't care.

Student: "I forgot there was school today"

late, sloe, bio

#9004

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Feb. 16, 2021, 2:42 p.m.

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//Talking about 8th grade triangle congruence Rose: “It's not true that if you love someone they will love you back, uhHHHH... love doesn't have the transitive property."

"While Rose is technically correct, this is miscommunication the meaning of transitivity. For the purposes of educating Mr. Rose, I propose an addendum clarifying that this is the commutative property or (if you conceive of love as an equivalence) the symmetric property" - anonymous

rose, discrete, pd9

#9003

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Feb. 16, 2021, 2:01 p.m.

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//ento Madeline: Not gonna lie, having triplets was not a good financial decision for them.

parents gotta pay for college for 3 kids at once

ento

#9002

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Feb. 16, 2021, 10:02 a.m.

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Lodal: Yeah, unfortunately Eevee evolutions are not physical changes.

#9001

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Feb. 16, 2021, 10:01 a.m.

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Lodal: Chaos is a good force in the world. // later Lodal: I just hope there's a little bit of chaos that's thrown into the world because of this.