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#12117

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Sept. 14, 2023, 8:23 a.m.

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Stein: So I went home and told my wife, "Suzanne, something in statistics worked today!" Stein: And she says "well, that's great, but shouldn't everything in statistics work?"

#12116

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Sept. 13, 2023, 6:08 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, september 13 "If you want to understand the axiomatic method, you must live the axiomatic method." "Someone who hasn't talked yet -- this table, share your thoughts! ... You don't get it? Me too." "Do you want a more normal question? Here's a more normal question. It's also a harder one." "Little kids would learn words like this. Within some milliseconds of each other, they hear people saying the word 'milk', and they see the milk, and they drink the milk, and they say 'mmm, milk'." "Now, you all are 21st-century citizens, so you've drank the infinity Kool-Aid." "The whole is greater than the part. That'd be a great yearbook quote."

#12115

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Sept. 13, 2023, 5:20 p.m.

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Gugan: I can eat the children Gugan: Not my own children, only other people's children

Gugan, No! //mod note: you can eat all zero of your own children

gugan

#12113

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Sept. 13, 2023, 1 p.m.

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Stelzner: There haven't been any good fights this year

#12112

55

Sept. 13, 2023, 12:49 p.m.

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Mather: want to meet that cute man?

he was explaining/relaying an asl video sample

mather, asl

#12111

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Sept. 13, 2023, 9:23 a.m.

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// Bannister sits on a chair and it sinks Bannister: i'm going to kill myself *long pause* Bannister: sitting on this chair

#12110

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Sept. 13, 2023, 9:14 a.m.

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//innovation padlet post //the time saver category: Anon: Use all eight of your arms Anon: If you don't have eight arms then grow more or else you will fail in life //in the "time wasters" category: Anon: mathphys

lol padlet //mod note: there were many more crazy jokes on that Padlet, e.g. "become god" in time savers and "eating" in time wasters

mathphys, innovation

#12109

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Sept. 13, 2023, 8:50 a.m.

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Linda: This is how you prepare baked Sarah. Jacobs: I hope you mean baked as in cookies and not baked as in...

#12108

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Sept. 13, 2023, 8:49 a.m.

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Jacobs: Back then, in the hallways people were *doing it*. Jacobs: And then one day they got caught.

#12107

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Sept. 12, 2023, 3:08 p.m.

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Jacobs: What happens if you cheat? Student: You get a zero Jacobs: For the rest of your life, every night, as you go to sleep, you will remember that you are a dirty cheater, with poor ethics and morals. Jacobs: That's the worst I can do. ... I'll also give you a zero, but that's not as bad.