#10637

1616

May 31, 2022, 11:49 a.m.

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Stephen Zhang: I’m not into freshmen, I’m into freshwomen.

#10636

2121

May 31, 2022, 11:12 a.m.

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// discussing a helicopter listing Vijay: It's only $650,000! Avery: That's the price of a house around here. Vijay: Well, you can live in a helicopter, but you can't fly a house.

#10635

2022

May 31, 2022, 10:48 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Now I am slapping tape on and praying that it works. Jerry: This is true engineering.

#10634

44

May 31, 2022, 8:41 a.m.

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Schwartz: Nothing about this was clear, but do you have any questions?

#10633

33

May 31, 2022, 8:14 a.m.

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Schwartz: We live in the world of spherical cows and vacuums and no friction.

#10632

88

May 30, 2022, 1:58 a.m.

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Caleb: Sounds like daddy issues but on multiple levels.

#10631

37

May 30, 2022, 12:39 a.m.

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Johnny: It's not very Halal, bro.

#10630

1113

May 28, 2022, 9:25 p.m.

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Grace: What happened to Linda? Leela: She died. Grace: Andy, Blairbash that.

#10629

1313

May 28, 2022, 9:03 p.m.

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Leela’s dad: I have $1000 in cash, I feel like a drug dealer. Leela: My dad’s a drug dealer? Jacen: How else are you gonna pay for college?

#10628

44

May 28, 2022, 8:46 p.m.

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Leela: I think Chris is a hybrid of Katherine and me.