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#10516

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April 29, 2022, 11:21 a.m.

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Stephen Chen: Alright I’m off to go do some stuff. Stephen: And by stuff I mean your mom.

#10515

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April 28, 2022, 4:24 p.m.

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Student: Ms. Rao, you should curse in class. It would make you a more relatable teacher. Rao: Theoretically, if I swore in class, it would get you to pay attention. Rao: But for, uh, self-preservation purposes, I'm not gonna do that.

#10514

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April 28, 2022, 3:38 p.m.

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//Playing Jenga in Rose Rose: Wait, are you taking off blocks from the top? Aneesh: What!?!??? Rose: I guess I never stated rules…

#10513

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April 28, 2022, 2:23 p.m.

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Ace: It doesn't matter if we get a few points off, it's fine. Duval: *Audibly gasps* Johnny: A couple base mismatches never hurt anyone. Duval: Are you taking the AP Bio exam?

#10512

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April 28, 2022, 1:18 p.m.

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Duval: You make bacteria do its bidding. Duval: And it's great!

#10511

79

April 28, 2022, 12:35 p.m.

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// Lucas is messing with the board Ms. Stelzner: Lucas please, I'm begging you. Ms. Stelzner: I'm sending you down to Daddy.

#10510

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April 28, 2022, 10:09 a.m.

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Jerry Song: It’s a joke man! Jerry: You guys don’t know what a joke is, despite being one!

#10509

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April 28, 2022, 9:51 a.m.

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// Street walks into fot Street: It’s a den of scum and villainy. Street: I mean Mr. Kaluta’s class.

#10508

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April 27, 2022, 6:38 p.m.

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Andy: I'm Blairhash -- a Blairbash hash function. I can think of the Blairbash quote that goes with any situation.

#10507

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April 27, 2022, 6:06 p.m.

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Kwu: Does anyone know an example of a field other than the real numbers and the complex numbers? Student: Football field!