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#10390
2020
⚐ ReportRose: So we have a chocolate beef blood river. Rose: Actually, let's make it poisonous, just to make sure the cows don't touch it.
#10389
1515
⚐ ReportRoberts: I don’t know why John Kim has been giving beans to everyone. Stephen Chen: I guess he’s bean doing it recently.
#10388
313
⚐ Report// Isak is being obnoxious Kaluta: Who is that? Smack him! Sean: I want to smack someone! Kaluta: So do I, sometimes.
#10386
1214
⚐ ReportJeremy (Breaks into Rao's room again): YO MS. RAO WHAT'S UP! Rao: Jeremy. Jeremy: Hi! Rao: No, it's bye. // Jeremy pretends to leave, crawls under me as I'm typing this in Rao: I can see you.
#10385
3131
⚐ Report// Talking about Miranda Rights/"right to remain silent" Stelzner: Which amendment does that relate to? Student: The 5th. Stelzner: Can you explain why? Student: I don't want to explain.
#10383
3333
⚐ ReportMr. Gabaree: Polygamy means marrying more than one person. I don’t know why anyone would do that. One marriage is hard enough.
#10382
1414
⚐ Report// Andy is doing his bio hw Schwartz: AAACGCATGCCGACCCCCTGT- // Later Schwartz: A couple of years ago, I proctored Duval's exam. Schwartz: I took a scantron and a copy of the test and I just did it, and turned it in. Schwartz: I got a 71%. *Applause from everyone around him*