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#10251
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⚐ ReportDelaney: Men are weird and square, and have sharp angles. Women are nice and round.
#10250
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⚐ ReportAndy: Hash is another word for weed. Jerry Song: So is a hash function a weed generator?
#10249
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⚐ ReportMr. Stein: Stop playing quordle! *pause* Mr. Stein: I'm so good at quordle *proceeds to talk about quordle and wordle spinoffs*
#10247
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⚐ Report//feels hard region of Student's shoulder Sudhish: Ooh, have you been working out your shoulders? Student: ... no, that's a bone. Sudhish: Oh, it is? Oh, yeah. I also have bones. I'm not a snake.
#10246
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⚐ Report//analogy for one-way hash functions Sahu: Let's say you give me your beloved Christmas ornament, and you say "this means so much to me." Sahu: It has so much sentimental value. Sahu: And I take a hammer, and smash it into pieces, and smash the pieces into dust, and scatter the dust in the wind ...
#10244
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Think geometrically. You know what this looks like. //sketches a parabola, should be y = x^2 but instead is more like y = x^2 + 10 //notices mistake, draws gigantic filled circle Schwartz: Law of Large Dots. It's fine.
#10242
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⚐ Report//after deriving that a particular sketchy integral equals 0 Schwartz: Celebrate, all you people -- all of you, except one -- who said this should be zero! Class: Yay! Schwartz: Stop celebrating, because you're wrong. Class: Oh no
#10241
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Here's how we make infinitely thin paint in math class: "assume you have infinitely thin paint." *ta-da gesture* Schwartz: Then we go back to math-land. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause