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#7784

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Dec. 4, 2018, 10:38 p.m.

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//Logic, proving that the rationals are countable //About 25% of the class is asleep Rose: All asleep people wake up!! Rose: Wait, actually sleep for 30 more seconds because I have to draw this annoying chart on the board

#7782

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Dec. 4, 2018, 7:47 a.m.

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Gonzalez: I don’t need to make MCPS look bad, they do it themselves.

#7779

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Dec. 2, 2018, 9:21 p.m.

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// Physics class *Mr. Schafer is conducting a demo on energy and work; he builds a rollercoaster and drops a ball off the top* Mr. Schafer: Do you see how there is a sound whenever the ball is in contact with the loop? Class: Yes. Mr. Schafer: *Catches ball* Sam: Wow, nice catch. Mr. Schafer: *Repeats experiment three times* Sam: OK, now he's just showing off. Mr. Schafer: I'm sorry you can't catch.

#7777

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Nov. 30, 2018, 9:04 p.m.

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//Logic Rose: Don't ever whisper something to me quietly just before I'm about to say "Alright". Like, don't quietly ask "can I take all your money", because then I'll say something like "Good good good!".

#7776

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Nov. 30, 2018, 9:03 p.m.

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//Logic, doing proofs on a legal-paper-sized packet //Anson writes on it with pen Rose: Anson, you've already defiled this packet!

#7775

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Nov. 30, 2018, 9:02 p.m.

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Rose: Eli tweeted me about his propositional logic helper at 3 AM. It's hilarious how that's the way he communicates. //pause Rose: Well, it's probably the fastest method of communication with me.

#7773

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Nov. 30, 2018, 2:10 p.m.

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// Pd. 7 SRP, Alice is giving a presentation Ryan Tse: You have really nice curves... no wait that's not what I meant-- Everyone else: No one but you thought that...

#7772

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Nov. 30, 2018, 12:43 p.m.

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//Reynald finished his math SRP presentation Wensen: How is this applicable? Reynald: Well, suppose you're in an MIT interview...

#7771

2323

Nov. 29, 2018, 6:17 p.m.

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//Sloe pd 2 Sloe: Gather around, everyone! I will be Little Bo Peep and you will be my lambs! Student: Little Bo Peep lost all her sheep though Another student: you're more like Mary, because we're at school *discussion on the plot of Mary had a little lamb* Students: so we're all just lambs that you've stolen from other students

the conversation later devolved into whether lamb meat was called something other than lamb, and in the process involved discussing what veal/venison/mutton were, so this was at least fairly on topic

sheep, sloe, lamb, bio

#7770

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Nov. 29, 2018, 6:13 p.m.

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//Sloe pd 2 Sloe: how many people here are vegetarians? *no response* Sloe: How many people here don't eat red meat? Ayush: me Sloe: do you eat white meat? Ayush: no Sloe: do you eat any animal meat? Ayush: no Sloe: so you're a vegetarian? *Ayush nods slowly* Sloe: well good morning to you...