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#7713

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Nov. 9, 2018, 12:56 p.m.

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//Organic chemistry Hart: I wanted to get a different color paper for each project. So, I called the paper companies and asked, "Do you have light chartreuse?"

#7710

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Nov. 8, 2018, 7:57 a.m.

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//Lodal is missing again Sub: I don't even know what you guys are supposed to be doing. Sam: As a rule we generally don't either.

My dude's sick the last odd day before grades are due ;-;

lodal, schulman

#7709

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Nov. 7, 2018, 11:34 a.m.

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//Steven has a snickers bar Steven: If I open this, Ryan Tse will blow up Allison: I don't think he'll blow up unless you kiss him

#7708

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Nov. 7, 2018, 9:38 a.m.

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//Traveled out of state with his girlfriend and dog Gonzalez: She's a runner...and she bolted out the door and escaped- Sam: Your dog, or your girlfriend?

His dog.

#7707

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Nov. 7, 2018, 9:37 a.m.

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// logic class // after a super long proof problem done on one page // super neat handwriting William: Problem 46 has turned me into an Asian girl. Favid: That’s the purpose of this class.

#7706

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Nov. 5, 2018, 3:59 p.m.

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//Logic Rose: There was an entire branch of math called "screwing around with Pascal's triangle".

#7705

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Nov. 5, 2018, 3:58 p.m.

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//Multivar pd 9 Schwartz: I lost my voice over the weekend. I went to this... Texan wedding. Like, 3 out of 10 people were wearing cowboy boots. I went to the wedding in blue jeans and work boots, like the ones I have here. They actually complimented me on these boots. We were sitting around a campfire, and I was the one maintaining it, so I inhaled a lot of smoke. Schwartz: Why did I bring up this topic again? Oh yeah, to get you guys quiet.

#7704

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Nov. 5, 2018, 2:48 p.m.

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//9th period cirincione, talking about citations so of course street comes up Mr Cirincione: I already graduated from Mr. Street's class ... I got an A in his class ... In 7th grade.

#7703

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Nov. 5, 2018, 8:58 a.m.

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//Talking about where people live Jeff: Terrence and I are totally neighbors. Like, this morning, I was like, "Terrence, can I have a cup of sugar?"

//Jeff and Terrence are not neighbors

#7702

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Nov. 5, 2018, 8:30 a.m.

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Student 1: If you don't stop talking I will bash your head in with a brick. Student 2: Donde esta el brick? Student 1: No.

No