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#7528
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⚐ Report//Carlos Max and Noam are half asleep at 3 am, talking about girls Noam: So Carlos, why are your tastes so weird? Carlos: Have you ever seen Ratatouille? Max: What does that have to do with anything? Carlos: So like, the rat cooks something disgusting for a critic, and the critic starts crying cause it reminded him of his family. I'm like the food critic, only weird. Noam: Wait, what?
#7527
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⚐ Report//Ms. HC is talking about watching the caps game HC: "And then there was a tree covering the screen. So people started tearing off leaves and ripping of branches, and I thought, you can't destroy a city tree in DC. So I went up to the tree and I hugged it, and then all these people also started hugging the tree, and I was covered in disgusting, sweaty, smelly people. But they still kept on trying to topple the tree, and I said, 'Not on my watch!'"
#7526
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⚐ ReportLodal, after the fire drill: "I'm at my lowest filter right now. I'm having trouble withholding my hatred for certain things."
#7523
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⚐ Report//Stav says something insightful Rose: Yeah, Stav is right. But you can't just bring your Stav around when you're doing math.
#7522
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⚐ Report//writing a proof //Rose writes "So a sequence of states of M are visited as M processes s" Class: Shouldn't that be "is"? //Rose replaces "are" with "is" Rose: That doesn't look right. //Rose replaces "is" with "are" Class: The subject is the sequence of states of M, so the verb should be singular. //Rose replaces "are" with "be" Rose: Yeah, just leave it unconjugated.
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⚐ Report//Pd 2 SRP Bosse: David, why are you wandering around the room? Favid: I overslept.
#7519
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⚐ Report//Rose going over an obvious proof Reynald: What? How did you get that? Rose: Too much irony, it's like I spend 1/3 of my brain determining whether people on Twitter are joking or not.
#7516
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⚐ Report//Before 9th Period World History Mr. Mogge: To whom do I owe the honor? Ryan Tse: What honor? Mr. Mogge: What honor? The honor of working with you!