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⚐ Report//Playing Jeopardy Rollins: "Guess a number between 50 and 100. Whichever team guesses correctly goes first." Arthur: "It is bound to be one of the bounds. If you don't choose a bound, you'll be bounds away from the answer and be bound from the game." Yuri: "Uhh... 99?" Teacher: "Yuri's team will go first!"
#7512
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⚐ ReportSchafer: So this comedian, Jay, walked around in the street and asked people questions. He told them to name a physics equation. About 80-90% said E=mc^2. Maybe 10% said F=ma. Then there were a few Steven Qu’s who said: “Well, Dirac’s equation is...”
#7501
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⚐ Report//in block b chem Student: My brain hurts Pham: No, your brain don't hurt until I get this out... //pham takes out a mallet
#7498
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⚐ Report//Early Sunday morning, Anika cuts her finger with safety scissors //On Tuesday, Anika is fanning herself with a mini fan Pham: Be careful! Don't cut yoh nose off! You should cook dinner every day and practice using knife so you can learn! Anika: My mom makes me cut vegetables Pham: You still have ten finger?!!!
#7494
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⚐ Report//Rose talking about polyhedra and stops midway Rose: I'm like, really freaking hungry! Someone else: You didn't eat lunch?? Rose: No, I didn't eat my lunch! Does anyone have food they can spare? Will: I have peanut butter crackers. //Rose starts eating, tries to ask us what a Schaffli notation represents, but can't talk. He starts jumping up and down, trying to swallow his peanut butter cracker. Everyone else: What's that? We can't understand you. //Rose finally swallows part of cracker. Rose: Say cube, dammit!
#7492
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⚐ Report*talking about pangolins* Talia: That looks like an anteater with a high defense stat.