#5824

44

Feb. 22, 2016, 9:34 p.m.

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//Explaining limiting reactants Pham: I don' go to McDonal' buy double cheeseburger! That too cheap for me! I go to Five Guy!

#5823

22

Feb. 22, 2016, 4:34 p.m.

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//Shadows are in the back of the room Pham: You all in the back! Tell me what is hydrogen peroxide! //embarrassed giggles Pham: You all from Takoma amirite? You know why I know this? Class: They're Asian? Pham: No! Why I know they from Takoma? Pham: OK. You see, people from Takoma are more book-oriented. They don' go outside or play the sports. When you get cut, you use hydrogen peroxide to disinfect it! Joseph: But can't they get papercuts?

#5822

13

Feb. 22, 2016, 4:25 p.m.

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//Watching the modern representation of the "balcony scene" between Romeo and Juliet Student: What are the security guards doing!? Teacher: Staring at Juliet.

#5821

66

Feb. 21, 2016, 9:06 p.m.

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//Yoni, Jason, and Szabo are talking about a cubic equation on the white board for robotics //Jason checks his email Jason: KALIN RESPONDED TO AN EMAIL! //The three cheer Anonymous robotics member: What happened? Jason: Kalin responded to an email! //Entire room erupts in joy

#5820

22

Feb. 21, 2016, 6:40 p.m.

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Shadows in Phamistry... Pham: Where you planning to go? Shadows: RM! Pham: Oooh, just don't complain if you get into MIT, Stanford. -------------- Next Day... Pham: Who the one that chaperone the four shadow, yesterday? Grace: Me! Pham: Did you convince them to come here? Grace: No, they just came here to skip class. Pham: What?! You fail my class!

#5819

99

Feb. 19, 2016, 9:16 p.m.

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//Multivar, Schwatz demonstrating flux by holding a purple hula hoop above his head. Erin: It's like a giant halo for Jesus.

#5818

88

Feb. 18, 2016, 8 p.m.

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//talking to prospective freshman for magnet program about how other schools don't offer the same courses Mr.Pham: Take a look at whitman! They say they offer multivariable calculus, it not the same. Or uhh...what Dat Asian school again? Student Helper: Wooton? Mr. Pham: Oh yeah!

#5817

1414

Feb. 18, 2016, 6:22 p.m.

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//Preparation before magnet orientation Ostrander: Make sure that Pham doesn't kill any children. Seriously, like actually.

#5816

1616

Feb. 18, 2016, 1:21 p.m.

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//After discussing equivalence classes in Discrete, whereupon class informs Rose that Schwartz already introduced the concept Rose: Oh, yeah, Mr. Schwartz is crazy. It used to be I was the only one who would teach crazy crap, but since they hired Schwartz it's getting out of control.

#5815

1818

Feb. 13, 2016, 3:30 p.m.

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//We're in complex, trying to define interior, exterior, and boundary points of regions in terms of "epsilon balls" and "punctured epsilon balls" (yes, these are real terms). //The class is going back and forth over which of the balls in which of the three definitions should be punctured. They ultimately decide that none of the balls should be punctured. Brian: Moral of the story: don't puncture your balls. //Later, Stein walks in because we're making a lot of noise Stein: This class is so loud. Schwartz: That's wonderfully ironic. [We can hear Stein's loud stat activities very clearly across the hall.] Stein: I'm trying to teach, and all I can hear is Arnold Mong yelling "balls, balls, balls!"