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#5676

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Dec. 3, 2015, 7:55 a.m.

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//people had issues with taking the correctly numbered Chromebook Whitacre: Can you count? Can you read numbers? We have to get to the root of the problem.

#5675

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Dec. 3, 2015, 7:53 a.m.

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Fausto: Excuse me, what do we do for- Whitacre: Why are you speaking again?

#5674

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Dec. 2, 2015, 10:31 p.m.

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//Stein and Lodal enter Giles' period 2 to observe the class. Giles starts asking about characteristics of y=sinx graphed. Giles: What is the smallest y-only output? //Stein raises hand. Justin shouts out Justin: -1 Giles: Sorry Mr.Stein, Justin beat you to it. Stein: But I raised my hand... //Giles moves on to next question Giles:What is the amplitude of the graph? //Before Giles can call on Stein Ben:1 //Stein raises hand again Stein:I'll just pre rais my hand this time. Giles: What is the period? //Courtney cuts off Stein Courtney: 2 Pi!

#5673

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Dec. 2, 2015, 5:31 p.m.

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//Daniel Zhu explains how number 4 and the axiom of choice relate Ostrander: So what he's saying is, I can tell my wife that I don't have to listen to her because Daniel says the axiom of choice. //later Ostrander: So far I conclude that Daniel knows what he's talking about.

#5671

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Dec. 1, 2015, 8:44 p.m.

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Street: Maggots! Magnets!

#5670

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Dec. 1, 2015, 8:41 p.m.

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//Advisory; Mr. Street calling roll Street: Ryan Cho? Ryan Cho? Kevin (muttering): Knowing Cho, I think he went to third period.

he went to the bathroom or something. Maybe the bathroom is third period.

#5668

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Nov. 29, 2015, 6:54 p.m.

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// Thanksgiving Half Day Stein: Okay, since we have only 45 minutes today, we can't waste any time. So if I start spewing crap, just yell "HALF DAY." // Stein has a running gag involving series convergence tests and the Hague Stein: ...which is not found in the international registry of acronyms, located-- Class: HALF DAY! Stein: (in the teensiest mouse voice) in the Hague.

#5667

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Nov. 28, 2015, 1:25 p.m.

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// Mr. Mogge has strange thing on his thumb Student: What happened to your hand? Mogge: It's my thumb condom. Mogge: Nobody knows where it's been. Mogge: But oh, it's been places.

It was actually just a device to help him shuffle papers better

world, mogge, ap

#5666

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Nov. 25, 2015, 5:44 p.m.

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Kalin: Uhh, Yeah sure. Someone: Kalin, that wasn't a yes or no question.

Kalin's never sure

kalin

#5665

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Nov. 25, 2015, 4:47 p.m.

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//Lin alg during bell problems //Schwartz is lecturing when the bell rings Schwartz: Thank you all, see you next class, and have a great Thanksgiving! //Arnold Mong leaves the room Schwartz: What no, come back //Arnold Mong returns //Lecture continues //Bell rings Schwartz: Hello everyone, welcome to class, today we'll be having a quiz and-- Announcement: Pardon the interruption, we are having some trouble with the bells this morning, obviously-- //Pause Schwartz: Is that all? Student: Obviously-- //Bell rings Announcement: Obviously if you hear the bell at any odd times, please ignore it unless it follows today's schedule. Today is a regular even day. Thank you.

Schwartz: Of course we ignore the bell at odd times, today's an EVEN day. Also, after the announcement, we stopped having bell problems

linalg, mong, arnold, schwartz