#5498

1212

May 27, 2015, 1:19 p.m.

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(Mr Stein is turning on the Promethean Board) Stein: "Ethan Lott, will you turn off the refrigerator?" ... ... ... "Um, the, the, the lightswitch?"

#5497

207235

May 24, 2015, 9:53 p.m.

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// Spanish, talking about the environment Teacher: ...and what if everyone picked up a piece of trash off the ground? Dilhan: Then Guang would be off the ground.

#5496

2323

May 24, 2015, 9:51 p.m.

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// Block B Chem R&E Presentations Pham: By the way, guy, do not sleep during the presentations. It will be on the final exam. // Later, during presentation Pham: Mrs. Piper not here, by the way, where yo STELLA model? Group: We presented it... Pham: Oh...well I fell to sleep!

#5494

59

May 22, 2015, 12:20 a.m.

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//Regarding students following the school clothes guidelines Cuadrado: I don't want to see the hair under the armpits of any boy. Student: What about a girl? (Class laughs a little) Cuadrado: (disturbed) ...Girls don't have it!

#5492

44

May 21, 2015, 7:34 a.m.

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//While finishing the Sports Stat paper on the last day of class, Vijay is disagreeing about whether or not to include a particular variable in the analysis. //Bendeguz and Dennis are adamant about Vijay's opposition. Bendeguz: Vijay, a nation cannot be divided in times of war. Vijay: (pause) unless it's the civil war.

#5491

3232

May 15, 2015, 9:03 p.m.

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//In room 215, during lunch Non-magnet girl: S**t! //A loud clanging noise Girl: F**k! //Bends down and emerges with her water bottle Schafer: That was a lot of cursing for such a little thing like gravity. I mean, gravity is the weakest of the fundamental forces! If something happened with the strong force, then I'd understand. Girl: This is how I know I'm in a magnet classroom...

#5490

57

May 15, 2015, 10:13 a.m.

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Fairhall: M-E, why do you have 17 tabs open? M-E: *whimpers* because I like cats??

#5489

2022

May 14, 2015, 8:59 p.m.

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//Doing a counting problem in Functions Rose: So we need like, seven classes, A B C D E F G. A for Analysis, B for Biology, C for Chemistry, D for... Dutch, E for... Entomology, F for Functions, and G for... for... Giraffes.

#5488

911

May 14, 2015, 7:44 p.m.

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//Mr Rose tells Callie to pass back graded papers Maya: Oh thank god. I hate passing back papers Rose: It's because helping out warms your cold dark heart. Right? //Maya starts uncontrollably laughing Rose: I only mess with you because you can handle it. Other students would be crying right now.

#5487

1616

May 13, 2015, 8:55 p.m.

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//Block A freshman chem, launching hot air balloons after school. Alex Wang, launching his balloon: there are a lot of holes in this. Pham: Hole don't matter. Alex Wang: But there are holes at the top. I call sabotage! Pham: Who?