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Feb. 3, 2015, 7:41 p.m.

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//On the first day of Mod Sim, Stein walks in Stein: Class, I want to tell you something very important. What is the prerequisite for this class? Stein: That's right, it's Analysis 1. So I have a very important job for you. If Mr. Pham tries to make you do any double or triple integrals, I want you to report him to me. Pham: Oh come on, it not any different from single integrals, you just have to do it. Stein: It doesn't matter. Remember class, I want you to report Mr. Pham if he starts talking about double integrals. //Stein leaves Pham: Oh whatever, I know you guy not going to report me anyways. //A few days later Pham is talking about something unrelated when Stein walks in again Pham: Ok guys, now we be doing the double integrals... Stein: What? No! No double integrals!

#5373

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Feb. 3, 2015, 7:19 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Rose, I won't be here next class. Are we doing anything important? Rose: Every class is important. Student: Ok, but is it going to be super important? Rose: Every class is super important. Student: Alright, fine. What are we doing? Rose: I don't know.

#5372

1414

Feb. 2, 2015, 4:46 p.m.

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Adam: You see, it's a fair trade. Girls get breasts and guys get breast pockets.

#5370

1012

Jan. 30, 2015, 1:55 p.m.

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//Talking about a guy he knows Pham: And now he drive a porch.

#5369

1315

Jan. 29, 2015, 6:46 p.m.

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//A student brings an Amazon package into class and hands it to Mr. Rose. Class laughs. John: Did you order something on Amazon and get it ordered to the school? Rose: Yeah, cause I kind of live in the hood, and they, uh, they won't deliver it to my doorstop.

#5368

1313

Jan. 29, 2015, 6:42 p.m.

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//Rose's phone notification goes off for the third time in class. He walks over to his phone, glances at it, then hands it to Garret. Rose: Can you text back to them "Yes, in the bathroom is fine"?

#5367

1313

Jan. 27, 2015, 10:41 a.m.

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Mr. Stein: "So who's more fun to hang out with? Means, or medians?" Gaby: "Outliers!"

#5366

59

Jan. 24, 2015, 8:34 p.m.

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//Talking about Lego Robotics Ramu: How's the team? Are all ten positions filled yet? Antares: Well, Jordan's last one, but I literally just went up to him in the hall and asked him, and he said okay. Ramu: So is it like, Ten-tative?

#5365

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Jan. 23, 2015, 10:52 p.m.

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//Block B, First day of Pham Chem Pham: This Montgomery County! They want to nail you to Harvard! They want to nail you to Yale! They want to nail you... to MIT! //awkward pause, students don't respond Pham: THEY WANT TO NAIL YOU!

#5364

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Jan. 23, 2015, 8:42 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A, talking about when the limit does not exist Rose: So even though "DNE" is the formal answer, you should put infinity or negative infinity, because it gives more information. It's like when you know that you left your sandwich in the glove compartment, but you tell someone that you left in on the glove compartment or the trunk. It's just not helpful.