#3897

3337

Jan. 17, 2012, 6:08 p.m.

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//Hannah He and Amy Yan are leaving an exam talking about a guy Amy: God made him perfect! It's just not fair! Hannah: Wait...who's God?

#3896

161175

Jan. 17, 2012, 9:05 a.m.

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//At science bowl. Pham was wandering between the 3 teams, so he wasn't in the room Judge: Now, I'd like the coaches to introduce themselves. Alan: Our coach is not with us. //awkward pause Alan: No, he's alive. He's still alive. He's just not here.

#3895

713

Jan. 15, 2012, 8:51 p.m.

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// Julian is looking at Maureen's Fitch style proof Julian (angrily): MAUREEN! You have too many parentheses.

#3894

1117

Jan. 13, 2012, 4:51 p.m.

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//Heard heading to the buses. Student: But racism is so funny!

#3893

1515

Jan. 13, 2012, 9:29 a.m.

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Student: I will walk in and make passionate, educational love to that exam.

#3892

33

Jan. 12, 2012, 9:09 p.m.

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// In ESS class Jay: Every year, the earth rotates a day.

#3891

3030

Jan. 12, 2012, 7:10 p.m.

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//Julian is caught texting in class Mr. Charles: Uh... Julian... Julian: In my defense... she's cute.

#3890

04

Jan. 12, 2012, 6:56 p.m.

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Jeremy: I want to be an old lady when I grow up!!

#3889

1010

Jan. 12, 2012, 11:48 a.m.

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Abir: I will not be a slutty penguin!

#3888

26

Jan. 11, 2012, 7:33 p.m.

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Sharon: Bob's asexual. Bob: Actually, if I could just reproduce by splitting that would prevent so much trouble. Samir: Aww, It's okay Bob...I'll find you a girl. Viju: Or a boy!