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#5600

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Oct. 27, 2015, 4:25 p.m.

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//Mr. Street instructs the class to hold up the amount of fingers in their group number. He ends off with "1" and holds up one finger. Student: Wait, what group am I in again? //Mr. Street facepalms with his finger

Facepalm like a unicorn's horn. (Editor) He meant like an L, unicorn horn, like an L. This kid didn't know better.

street, r&e

#5598

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Oct. 27, 2015, 2:21 p.m.

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//Discussing center of mass and cutting baby watermelons in half Schafer: ...And then you cut it in half, like all baby things.

#5597

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Oct. 27, 2015, 11:49 a.m.

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Math phys study hall Haena: This isn't a yo-yo. Brian: It isn't a yo-yo because you drew your dowel too long. I know you like those long dowels.

#5596

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Oct. 23, 2015, 11:57 a.m.

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Werdann: You just manipulate that formula. Like your boyfriend. Just manipulate it to get what you want. Student: What? Werdann: Don't worry, your girlfriend doesn't manipulate you.

#5594

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Oct. 22, 2015, 10:17 p.m.

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// Checking homework in Functions Rose: I was going to make you guys finish this, but then I felt bad, because I gave you a lot of homework. Am I going soft or something? Class: No, its OK!

#5593

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Oct. 22, 2015, 7:43 p.m.

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//U.S. History, everybody has computers at their desks Teacher: You can watch this video at home. Computer: "Hello this is John Green, welcome to Crash Course U.S. History, and--" *class laughs* Teacher: No, don't click on it yet! *5 seconds later* Another computer: "Hello this is John Green, welcome to Crash Course--" *class laughs, everybody facepalms* *12 seconds later* Another computer: "Hello this is John Green--"

I know they are called Chromebooks. But same thing

history, u.s.

#5590

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Oct. 20, 2015, 6:53 p.m.

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Pham: This the part you not doing so well. I need to fix it. I mean, I need to fix you.

#5588

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Oct. 19, 2015, 4:01 p.m.

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//talking about what GT stands for Piper: GPA Trained

#5587

37

Oct. 18, 2015, 10:58 p.m.

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Simel- Today we are going to talk about sex which will put me in a better mood

It was parent visitation day

simel

#5586

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Oct. 18, 2015, 2:13 p.m.

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//Discussing Skype with Finnish students for a new MathPhys field trip Schafer: The Finns will arrange their students to stay a little after school, and you guys will come a little before school. The time difference just works out, you get a little face time, and you realize, "Oh, he's a tall white boy."