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⚐ Report//Mr. Street instructs the class to hold up the amount of fingers in their group number. He ends off with "1" and holds up one finger. Student: Wait, what group am I in again? //Mr. Street facepalms with his finger
#5598
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⚐ Report//Discussing center of mass and cutting baby watermelons in half Schafer: ...And then you cut it in half, like all baby things.
#5597
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⚐ ReportMath phys study hall Haena: This isn't a yo-yo. Brian: It isn't a yo-yo because you drew your dowel too long. I know you like those long dowels.
#5596
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⚐ ReportWerdann: You just manipulate that formula. Like your boyfriend. Just manipulate it to get what you want. Student: What? Werdann: Don't worry, your girlfriend doesn't manipulate you.
#5594
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⚐ Report// Checking homework in Functions Rose: I was going to make you guys finish this, but then I felt bad, because I gave you a lot of homework. Am I going soft or something? Class: No, its OK!
#5593
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⚐ Report//U.S. History, everybody has computers at their desks Teacher: You can watch this video at home. Computer: "Hello this is John Green, welcome to Crash Course U.S. History, and--" *class laughs* Teacher: No, don't click on it yet! *5 seconds later* Another computer: "Hello this is John Green, welcome to Crash Course--" *class laughs, everybody facepalms* *12 seconds later* Another computer: "Hello this is John Green--"
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⚐ ReportPham: This the part you not doing so well. I need to fix it. I mean, I need to fix you.
#5586
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⚐ Report//Discussing Skype with Finnish students for a new MathPhys field trip Schafer: The Finns will arrange their students to stay a little after school, and you guys will come a little before school. The time difference just works out, you get a little face time, and you realize, "Oh, he's a tall white boy."