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⚐ ReportWoodward: Dr. Delaney is a man with a beard, and teaches like 8 different subjects Woodward: Ms. Glenn does not have a beard
#12349
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⚐ Report//before UMD Maths Competition Ostrander: The more students make dumb mistakes such that I get to correct them, the happier I am. //later Ostrander: I'm perplexed. Schafer: Hi, perplexed. I'm Mr Schafer! //Half the students present erupt into thunderous applause Ostrander: You all have clearly never been entertained in your lives if you clapped for that.
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⚐ Report// Going over weight training quiz Charles: Some of you guys did really well. Charles: Some of y'all were smoking or high while taking this. Charles: Or maybe I am the one that's high right now. Charles: In what world does bench press work the glutes?
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⚐ ReportGugan: I wish I was a fungi Gugan: Then I could mate with everyone! Gugan: Even without their consent!!!
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⚐ ReportBannister: Oh shit, there is another one. //Proceeds to not react Student: Umm, what did you just say? Bannister: I said a bad word. Bannister: I do not normally curse that much. I just say "oh shit" sometimes. Wait, I just said it again. //Proceeds to go on long-winded explanation of his childhood and his mother swearing a lot.
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⚐ ReportDelaney: you can’t make insulin and copy your entire genome at the same time Delaney: that’s the myth of multitasking