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#11701
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⚐ Report//Quantum In-Class Problems Schafer: Ok, Group 1. Nathan, Steven... Schafer: *sees Armand's entire name* ...Armand. //Later Schafer: Now, I think these answers are correct... Schafer: But there may be those among us... Schafer: Right, you heard me.
#11699
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⚐ ReportHenry, presenting on the Battle of Stalingrad: You see that? That's scientific notation. Henry: Whenever you're talking about deaths in scientific notation, something bad happened.
#11697
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⚐ Report// Watching the Egyptian band play the Russian anthem Yunyi: I'm surprised that Egypt's sand hasn't been turned into glass. Yunyi: I'm not pro Russian, I'm a KGB spy!
#11695
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: You guys don't track other people's ID addresses? What a bunch of plebs. Jerry: L bozo, that's wasted potential right there.
#11694
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⚐ ReportSchafer: If you were to throw up, what color would it be? Class: Green...? *Schafer sets the light to green in the simulation* Schafer: Ok, so we're going to make this light vomit out photons. Schafer: So if we're increasing the number of photons, we're increasing the amount of vomit.
#11693
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⚐ Report// Right after school ended Hart: So the second part of my day is over. Hart: I can't wait for the 4th part of my day, grading papers until 2 am.
#11692
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⚐ ReportAndy: You know that moment when you test your kids with a voltmeter and it reads 0 volts. Andy: No potential? Jerry Song: That moment when you ground your kids. Jerry: What you did was shocking, get grounded!