#9950

1212

Feb. 9, 2022, 5:22 p.m.

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Schwartz: What methods are useful? Crying! After you cry, what methods are useful? Power reducing.

#9949

711

Feb. 9, 2022, 3:04 p.m.

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"i like the super bowl because i like snacks. pro snacks!"

#9948

79

Feb. 9, 2022, 2:13 p.m.

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SRP period 7: Neil in the hallway coming in from logic: "AUGH JEEESUS CRIIIIST!"

#9946

1010

Feb. 9, 2022, 12:47 p.m.

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Johnny: Wait where do you grow cheese- // Later Johnny: Wait how does it turn from the white stuff to the yellow stuff? Johnny: It doesn't make sense.

#9945

911

Feb. 9, 2022, 12:32 p.m.

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Andy: Parkinson's law basically states that if you have 100 years to do something, it will take you 100 years to do it. Johnny: Or until you get Parkinson's.

#9944

-55

Feb. 9, 2022, 10:38 a.m.

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Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Subayi: Just come back soon. And if you don't come back soon, just knock, someone will open the door.

#9943

1012

Feb. 9, 2022, 10:11 a.m.

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Karen: Boy you got no mothers! Jerry Song: No, I have 7.

#9942

612

Feb. 9, 2022, 10:06 a.m.

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// Student walks into class 15 minutes late with a bag of chips Subayi: Food is not allowed in this classroom. Student: I'll be back. *walks out*

#9941

1616

Feb. 9, 2022, 10:02 a.m.

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Rose: it's fine to let a 2 year old and a 4 year old run around on their own for 2 hours, right?

#9940

1414

Feb. 9, 2022, 9:36 a.m.

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// Cleaning up after yeast lab Mandy: Imagine you're washing your hands and you see Nicole approach you menacingly with two pairs of scissors Nicole: I can't do any damage with them though, they're not left-handed scissors