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#9905
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⚐ Report// Duval talks about video games and FIFA Duval: My son wanted me to play FIFA with him. Duval: I agreed to play with him on the condition that I get to be Belgium while he has to play as some crap no name team. Duval: Turns about some third tier no name team from Ireland upset Belgium... twice. Duval: The only thing I can master is the slide tackle. Duval: So while his guys were running all I did was slide slide slide slide!
#9904
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⚐ ReportDuval: What would happen if instead of lactic acid, humans produced ethanol after working out?
#9903
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⚐ ReportDuval: Time to make kimchi! // Later Duval: What do students get to do? Massage. Duval: When I had to brine it I didn’t use Blair water. // Duval passes around bag of kimchi paste Duval: You can smell it through your mask Johnny. (Johnny can’t smell it) Duval: Ok you have no sense of smell // later, Ace visibly frozen in disgust as duval prepares kimchi Duval: Talk to me ace! Talk to me!!! // Later, students are making kimchi Andy(While mashing kimchi): Someone be the designated Blairbasher! Duval: Andy that’s your priority? // Johnny starts punching the kimchi into the jar Duval: Yes Johnny, take out that frustration! Whatever’s making you do that, I feel so sorry for you.
#9902
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⚐ Report// Pd. 7 Araujo, Araujo is having a private conversation with a student on naming conventions of different indigenous tribes in Chile Araujo (in spanish): People changed the name of the tribe because they thought it was offensive. The name doesn't offend me. The people of the left always want to change history. Student: *stays quiet*
#9901
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⚐ ReportDuval: I do things outside of work. Duval: I actually live somewhere outside of this building. Everyone: woahhhh
#9900
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⚐ ReportAndy: I don't trust that you're not using blair water. Duval: Listen, this was painstaking work. I was in Schwartz's room, and he was like, "Why do you keep coming in here?" Andy: Schwartz is a paid actor! Duval: I'll eat it. I wouldn't eat it if this was faucet water.
#9899
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⚐ Report// AP gov class, discussing the presidency Student: The age maximum should be like 60 years old. What if the president dies in office?
#9896
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⚐ Report//talking about the crochet box jellyfish sitting on the projector duval: it’s not hanging from the ceiling jacen. does it look like it’s hanging from the ceiling? duval: you see this thing called the bubble of ignorance? i like living in it. duval: plausible deniability is a lovely thing.