#9015

1214

Feb. 19, 2021, 10:03 a.m.

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Garrett: if it looks like a duck and smells like a duck, it's probably a horny flower

#9014

3131

Feb. 19, 2021, 9:07 a.m.

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//Ento Duval (to her daughter, Alice): What do we call ketchup in this house? Alice: The blood of innocent tomatoes. Duval: That's right, and it goes well with everything.

#9013

1416

Feb. 18, 2021, 6:50 p.m.

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Bracklinn: Charlotte's type is people who make their own yogurt

#9012

810

Feb. 18, 2021, 4:46 p.m.

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//planning STAN senior act Noam: So the testimonials are gonna be like a haiku. Yuri: Come again? Noam: Haiku as in like short.

#9011

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Feb. 18, 2021, 3:47 p.m.

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//complex Schwartz: Michio, because the chat is asking... Are you sharpening a pencil with a pair of scissors?

#9010

3535

Feb. 18, 2021, 2:51 p.m.

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//there was a vocab quiz scheduled for the last few minutes of class in AP Lit Tad: "Ms. O'Connor, if I show you my stuffed animals can we not have the quiz today?" Ms. O'Connor (laughing): "Well, you can show them." Tad: *shows off stuffed animals* //specifically Fighter the tiger, Grason the fox, and Squirrel the squirrel Ms. O'Connor: "I love stuffed animals! Anyway, everybody head to canvas. We'll star-" //about 30 seconds of silence Tad (in chat): "Is she frozen?" Dheeraj (in chat): "yes" //another 10 seconds or so *Zoom gives us a notice saying "the host has disconnected."* //another minute or so *Ms. O'Connor reconnects, joins the call, and lets us all back in. The class bursts out laughing.* Ms. O'Connor: "That was some Harry Potter stuff." *Tad holds up Lord Bawk Bawk the chicken* Tad: "Bawk! Bawk! Bawk! BAWK!!!" Tad: "I warned you. I warned you Ms. O'Connor, and you doubted me. You shouldn't have done that!" Ms. O'Connor: "OK, so there won't be a quiz today after all." Tad (holding up Lord Bawk Bawk again): "BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK!"

#9009

2121

Feb. 18, 2021, 2:37 p.m.

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//multivar Noam: Don't forget your vector hats when you type F in the chat

#9008

88

Feb. 18, 2021, 11:42 a.m.

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Kirk: I could imagine someone writing an entire calculus course ... as poetry.

#9007

-614

Feb. 17, 2021, 12:36 p.m.

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Student: Keep in mind -- I'm not Amanda Gorman.

#9006

711

Feb. 17, 2021, 10:25 a.m.

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Elie: This might be more of a topic for the seniors... Elie: Never mind, you're just mature as they are! Elie: ... Nah, you're not