#13272

55

April 8, 2024, 10:12 a.m.

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Tony: I started getting marked absent after I got a haircut Glenn: With Street? Tony: No Jorgensen.

#11988

66

June 13, 2023, 3:14 p.m.

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//four-person Analysis 2 class after seniors left, one absent Schwartz: A quarter of my class is absent! Schwartz, later, to the others: Which of you will be absent on thursday? Student: I'll be absent Schwartz: Oh, I was joking about that. Then one of [you other two] will be absent on friday. Schwartz: And on tuesday, only I'll be here. Schwartz: It goes from five, to four, to three, to two, to one. Slowly, our numbers diminish.

#10368

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March 29, 2022, 6:16 p.m.

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Delaney: Fun party fact: if you get three unexcused absences, you could lose credit. Delaney: Another fun party fact: if you get three unexcused tardies, it's equivalent to an unexcused absence. Will: Dr. Delaney, you must be really fun at parties.

#9111

-113

April 20, 2021, 4 p.m.

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// attendance Street: [Student]? // student turns off camera Student: Not here. Street: Good.

#9087

2323

April 9, 2021, 10:09 a.m.

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Lodal: How dare you not be here in class! The consequences of this will be tremendous! Lodal: ... You won't know chemistry later in life! What're you gonna do?! Lodal: ... Get a job in something other than chemistry.

#9074

59

March 26, 2021, 11:20 a.m.

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Student: I'm only absent because I was beheaded

#8759

35

Nov. 17, 2020, 3:20 p.m.

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Street: [Student's name] Street: ... [Student's name] is caught in the Netherworld, not able to make it [here]. // A bit later Street: Everyone's here except [student's name]. Somehow stuck in Zoom Hell.

#2494

33

Nov. 7, 2010, 2:55 p.m.

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Pham: Robert is not here? Okay, too bad. We keep going and then he cry about it.