#8359

2832

Oct. 21, 2019, 7:49 p.m.

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Street: (holding up a piece of wood) Look at this nice... gravestone... shaped piece of wood! Student: Wow, rip. Street: Yeah, rip your grades, your hopes and dreams.

#8358

2727

Oct. 21, 2019, 1:58 p.m.

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//Logic pd 7 Rose: Gauss....he’s just like one of those genius bois who walks in and solves a problem in one minute that you’ve been working on for ten years.

#8357

1935

Oct. 21, 2019, 1:33 p.m.

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//Stein telling a story about Camp Minivan in Applied Stat Stein: My first wife wasn't too happy with this decision... *Silence* Stein: She's my only wife. She gets mad when I call her my first wife. She also gets mad when I call her my ex-girlfriend. *Class explodes in laughter*

#8356

3838

Oct. 20, 2019, 12:12 p.m.

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//Pd 6 Multivar Mr Schwartz: *Draws a map of the United States* Students: *thunderous applause* Mr Schwartz: You guys are weird.

#8354

2727

Oct. 18, 2019, 8:44 a.m.

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*throwing bracelets to the class* Sloe: I feel like I’m throwing fish to the sea lions at the... gym! Sloe: Sloe: I don’t know what kind of gym I go to

#8353

2426

Oct. 18, 2019, 8:09 a.m.

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Carlos: Sam, can I have your pants? //later Carlos: I'm trying to get in Sam's pants.

#8352

1414

Oct. 17, 2019, 10:27 a.m.

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Ryan: I also lost half a point Ms. Sloe: That’s because I don’t like you //later Anika D: Do you need 5-15 minutes to recover from the shock?

#8351

3135

Oct. 17, 2019, 7:45 a.m.

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Lodal: This is a magnet class, how do you not know your Pokemon types?!

#8350

2727

Oct. 16, 2019, 1:54 p.m.

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//Taking the survey on PSAT day Ostrander: Is your class using these laptops after the survey? Stein: Yes Ostrander: For good or for bad? Stein: For...class? Ostrander: For good or for bad?

#8348

-1424

Oct. 15, 2019, 2:11 p.m.

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//Orgo Chris: Do you know the webcomic xkcd? Brabazon: No. Chris: Well anyways, they put out a comic where it said that the winner of the Nobel Prize in Chemistry was awarded to the group who discovered the missing elements at the top of the periodic table. Brabazon: *doesn't laugh* That's just incorrect.