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March 8, 2022, 8:49 a.m.

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// End of a proof, Schwartz uses the clapper, Gabe reaches for clapper Schwartz: No, you lost yours! Class: I lost The Game! Schwartz: Now that's how you're supposed to lose. It should be authentic! Schwartz: However, for most of your life, you're winning, you just don't know it. Sean: No, I'm Sean! Schwartz: If I were Duval, your nickname for the next 2 years would be "Winning." That's how she does things.



April 6, 2021, 10:57 a.m.

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//logic chat Bracklinn: spoiler alert Euclid was ME Aaron L: I knew it Gabe: so she was a woman... Kevin: *is. Bracklinn is still alive. Lidz: Bracklinn is actually an incarnation of a phoenix, we just get to know her as a teenager. Tad: dang, time to believe in reincarnation Gabe: oh sorry i was under the impression that she had time travelled. and wait, isn't she like a dead plant or something? Kevin: oh true she's not alive. Euclid *was* a woman. Lidz: Well she clearly isn't dead. She might not be alive, but dead would be ridiculous. Aaron L: That's what she wants you to think Kevin: dead plants are dead are they not Lidz: my senses won't accept it Kevin: your senses lie to you Sam Michio: Rely on reason Lidz: I reason that Bracklinn must not exist, because otherwise she would exist, which is logically impossible. Jennifer Li: brack dne Bracklinn: but then where would the elements come from Aaron L: The periodic table



Jan. 15, 2021, 4:10 p.m.

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//after logic has ended *lidz rambling about whether things can exist if you haven't constructed them* Gabe: I don't understand what Lidz is saying. Lidz: I don't even know if I understand what I'm saying. //later Lidz: physics like, matters to people and the real world. Which is why I don't care about it.



Dec. 31, 2019, 11:46 p.m.

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Gabe WB: Getting born into a Mormon family as a dwarf is like getting dealt a hand with all jokers.

what the fuck




Nov. 26, 2018, 5:28 p.m.

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Cirincione: Wyoming... Wyomingans? Wyomingians? Wyomans? Wyominganians? Gabe: Savages



Dec. 19, 2014, 9:09 a.m.

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// Friday before Winter break Gabe: Hey, Mr. Navarro. I'm not going to be here Monday and Tuesday. Fowler: What? But you're not even Christian!



Nov. 13, 2014, 8:38 p.m.

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//precalc c with Rose Rose: Okay anyone know the answer to the problem on the board? //Gabe raises his hand Rose: No you're just going to contradict everything I say. Anyone else? //no one else raises their hand Rose: Fine Gabe. I'm going to regret this. Gabe: Well technically the question isn't asking... Rose: Okay stop right there. I'm not calling on you for the rest of November.

Gabe contradicts everything

gabe, rose



Nov. 11, 2014, 7:39 p.m.

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//Linguistics club Brian: Yes, question? Gabe: So-- Rose: You have one question for the next hour. Do you really want to use it now? Gabe: Does that mean-- Rose: Just stop.



April 15, 2011, 11:40 a.m.

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Teacher: Is she getting a straight line? Gabe: Nope. Teacher: Xixi, get straight! //After a bit of thought Teacher: Wow, that would be odd if taken out of context. //After Devin helped Xixi with the math Gabe: Luce made her straight.