#9088

218

April 10, 2021, 5:21 p.m.

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Student: [Student] is such a [student].

#9087

2323

April 9, 2021, 10:09 a.m.

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Lodal: How dare you not be here in class! The consequences of this will be tremendous! Lodal: ... You won't know chemistry later in life! What're you gonna do?! Lodal: ... Get a job in something other than chemistry.

#9086

513

April 9, 2021, 10:06 a.m.

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Lodal: Your handwriting probably is trash, [Student]. Lodal: You just look like the kind of person to have trash handwriting. Lodal: ... I don't even know what you look like.

#9085

33

April 8, 2021, 6:11 p.m.

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Martinez: Okay, so we'll just feed our sorrows.

#9084

88

April 8, 2021, 6 p.m.

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Piper: Okay, so there's 87,000 students in here and none of you are talking? Student: We already finished discussing Piper: And when you discussed the answers, were all 87,000 of you talking, or just a few?

#9083

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April 8, 2021, 1:56 p.m.

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Piper: Sometimes when you write something, you think you wrote it correctly but you actually didn't Piper: And of course you understand it, but other people might not Piper: Like if I were to write, "As a child, my dad was an Army officer," I'm trying to say my dad was an Army officer when I was little Piper: But to other people it looks like I'm saying my dad was a general when he was seven

#9082

46

April 8, 2021, 1:29 p.m.

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Piper: I'm only asking you to do Problem 3. Piper: Because I don't like Problems 1 and 2.

#9081

68

April 8, 2021, 9:29 a.m.

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Noam: Every single country in Africa is in that rough area

#9080

2828

April 6, 2021, 8:46 p.m.

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Rose: Is this a friend you've made or someone who just fears and respects you now? Lidz: What's the difference?

#9079

1717

April 6, 2021, 11:15 a.m.

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//chaotic lodal anthology, april 6 "Kingsport Tennessee. What a town. Don't recommend it to anyone." *puts on a mask with a ridiculous fake face* "Is this going to be distracting? Oh well. It cost $3." "No one calls me Erik except my children when they're making a power play." "I don't deserve the name coach, which is exactly why I'd like you to call me that." "This is Wallace. He bit me five times this morning, but he's my buddy." "I hate Ohio. #1 worst state in the union. My reasons for that are, I hate their sports teams, and they have a toll road that's like, the worst." "The name of this presentation is Sol Invictus. I need to share with you why I named it this. I had this friend back in high school. We didn't like going outside because we're pale white people and we burn easily, so my friend would always say 'Curse you, Sol Invictus!' And now I always call the sun that." "Within this presentation I have included random gifs that are unrelated to the topic as breaks so I can rediscover them every year. I really love just seeing this guy slap a cobra." "You guys at least pretend to care about what I'm saying. You take the time away from whatever you're actually doing to give me a thumbs up, and I appreciate that." "All I know about this job is that you sit in front of a computer all day and have no social interaction. Appealing lifestyle. Maybe you should be astronomers." "I'm telling you about this because of the acronym. GONG." "Arizona sucks. What a crummy place to live." "I root for sports teams more to be a troll than to actually root for them." "That's how I figured out it was someone I actually knew. I used roll tide."