#8466

614

Jan. 23, 2020, 12:22 p.m.

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Mogge: Denmark is the middle finger of Europe

#8465

4141

Jan. 17, 2020, 10:56 p.m.

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//talking about how the reciprocal of a cardioid becomes a parabola Rose: and then the whole butt just EXPLOOOODES

#8464

4850

Jan. 17, 2020, 6:33 p.m.

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//Substitute in pd. 9 comp meth is taking attendance, James isn't there Peter: I think James is in the bathroom. Sub: Then James is present when he comes back. He is not here so he's absent. I will mark him present when he is here. //Later, Gautom walks in to pick up something he printed Sub: Are you James? Gautom: Uh, yes. *walks into lab* //Sub is about to mark attendance, but people in the corner are laughing Sub: Was that James? I don't think that was James. You know how I know? Because you're all laughing. I know that wasn't James. //Nobody really says anything, just laughing Sub: Who is James? Is he the class president? Why do you all try to say he's here when he isn't? James is absent. //Even later, James actually walks in and goes to the sub to tell him he's here Sub: Show me your ID. James: *confused* Sub: I need to see ID to know you are James. You have a school ID? James: *gets his ID out of his backpack and shows it to the sub* Sub: James.. James Park. Okay. *marks attendance* //James goes into the lab, everyone is laughing Sub: I knew it wasn't James because you were laughing. Why do you all try to get James marked present?

#8463

1521

Jan. 17, 2020, 1:43 p.m.

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Stein: If you measure the length of your finger from here to here *raises middle finger*, is there a correlation between the length of the middle finger vs the height *Class freaks out* Chad: Wait I don't get it?

#8462

-424

Jan. 16, 2020, 1:55 p.m.

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//Carlos thinks "Rice Stew" is a food Ethan: I think Carlos comes from a world where everything is 10% different.

#8460

3341

Jan. 14, 2020, 7:37 a.m.

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//Some juniors are sitting in the hallway before class, Street walks by. Street: Maggots. Student: We should have graduated to at least larvae by now. Street: Yeah, you guys are houseflies, flying around randomly and looking for poop.

#8459

1929

Jan. 14, 2020, 7:06 a.m.

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//pd 3 genetics Sloe: Noam, oh my god sit down! You’re great. And I ate your granola.

#8458

-1323

Jan. 13, 2020, 11:45 a.m.

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Student 1: Which one are you doing A or B Student 2: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

#8457

206216

Jan. 10, 2020, 2:41 p.m.

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//AP World Tad (out of nowhere): Why is this site about vaping and how to make a vape not blocked by school WiFi? Seat: Why are you even on that site to begin with? Tad: I searched up "Steam Engine."

#8456

3840

Jan. 10, 2020, 2:36 p.m.

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//Analysis 2, student gets called to leave Schwartz: Are you going to fight people with swords? Student: No, I'm going to the dentist. Schwartz: Aww man, that's so much lamer.