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#8361

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Oct. 23, 2019, 8:45 a.m.

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//Her theory that Higgins and Eliza are madly in love with each other Tinsley: You only throw slippers when you’ve really got strong feelings for someone

#8360

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Oct. 23, 2019, 1:51 a.m.

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Rose: If you're gonna post your math notes on instagram, at least tag me

#8359

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Oct. 21, 2019, 7:49 p.m.

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Street: (holding up a piece of wood) Look at this nice... gravestone... shaped piece of wood! Student: Wow, rip. Street: Yeah, rip your grades, your hopes and dreams.

#8358

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Oct. 21, 2019, 1:58 p.m.

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//Logic pd 7 Rose: Gauss....he’s just like one of those genius bois who walks in and solves a problem in one minute that you’ve been working on for ten years.

#8357

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Oct. 21, 2019, 1:33 p.m.

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//Stein telling a story about Camp Minivan in Applied Stat Stein: My first wife wasn't too happy with this decision... *Silence* Stein: She's my only wife. She gets mad when I call her my first wife. She also gets mad when I call her my ex-girlfriend. *Class explodes in laughter*

#8356

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Oct. 20, 2019, 12:12 p.m.

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//Pd 6 Multivar Mr Schwartz: *Draws a map of the United States* Students: *thunderous applause* Mr Schwartz: You guys are weird.

#8354

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Oct. 18, 2019, 8:44 a.m.

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*throwing bracelets to the class* Sloe: I feel like I’m throwing fish to the sea lions at the... gym! Sloe: Sloe: I don’t know what kind of gym I go to

#8353

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Oct. 18, 2019, 8:09 a.m.

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Carlos: Sam, can I have your pants? //later Carlos: I'm trying to get in Sam's pants.

#8352

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Oct. 17, 2019, 10:27 a.m.

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Ryan: I also lost half a point Ms. Sloe: That’s because I don’t like you //later Anika D: Do you need 5-15 minutes to recover from the shock?

#8351

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Oct. 17, 2019, 7:45 a.m.

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Lodal: This is a magnet class, how do you not know your Pokemon types?!