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⚐ Report//Her theory that Higgins and Eliza are madly in love with each other Tinsley: You only throw slippers when you’ve really got strong feelings for someone
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⚐ ReportStreet: (holding up a piece of wood) Look at this nice... gravestone... shaped piece of wood! Student: Wow, rip. Street: Yeah, rip your grades, your hopes and dreams.
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⚐ Report//Logic pd 7 Rose: Gauss....he’s just like one of those genius bois who walks in and solves a problem in one minute that you’ve been working on for ten years.
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⚐ Report//Stein telling a story about Camp Minivan in Applied Stat Stein: My first wife wasn't too happy with this decision... *Silence* Stein: She's my only wife. She gets mad when I call her my first wife. She also gets mad when I call her my ex-girlfriend. *Class explodes in laughter*
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⚐ Report//Pd 6 Multivar Mr Schwartz: *Draws a map of the United States* Students: *thunderous applause* Mr Schwartz: You guys are weird.
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⚐ Report*throwing bracelets to the class* Sloe: I feel like I’m throwing fish to the sea lions at the... gym! Sloe: Sloe: I don’t know what kind of gym I go to
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⚐ ReportCarlos: Sam, can I have your pants? //later Carlos: I'm trying to get in Sam's pants.
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⚐ ReportRyan: I also lost half a point Ms. Sloe: That’s because I don’t like you //later Anika D: Do you need 5-15 minutes to recover from the shock?