#6883

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Nov. 1, 2017, 10:09 a.m.

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Schwartz: If all your friends are jumping off a bridge, would you do it too? Class: No! Schwartz: Well, I would!

#6881

1523

Oct. 31, 2017, 5:50 p.m.

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Michio: I am infinitely attractive Schafer: ...Uh...I don't even know where to start saying no //proceeds to explain, using physics, that Michio has next to 0 attractiveness

#6880

5757

Oct. 31, 2017, 5:32 p.m.

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//Schafer's holding Block C a few minutes after the bell Student: We're going to be late! Schafer: It's going to take you 10 seconds to walk down the hall, and Street doesn't want to see you anyway.

#6877

2626

Oct. 31, 2017, 5:15 p.m.

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Schafer: Air resistance and gravity. That's all we care about today. //Hammond walks in Hammond: That's IT? That's all you care about?! (waits for compliment) Schafer: Yeah, well we certainly don't care about you!

#6874

77

Oct. 30, 2017, 9:35 p.m.

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//student makes fun of Mr. Charles' English Charles: Did you just make fun of my English? Well, be glad that I'm not making fun of your ugly face!

#6872

77

Oct. 30, 2017, 2:09 p.m.

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//Talking about gravitational pull Schafer: So if Alan and Shariar are one meter apart, the gravitational pull would be- //Alan scoots closer to Shariar //Shariar sits awkwardly Schafer: Or... half a meter. That works too. And since we're already awkward, lets get more awkward. Let's say each of you are 100 kg. Which I know is not true, because you'd be over 200 lbs. Are you accelerating towards each other? Class: Uh... Schafer: Yes! But the gravitational pull is so little you cannot see it. Student: Could Shariar be accelerating away? Scafer: Well, there are both attractive and repulsive forces... Class: Ooh...

#6871

2323

Oct. 30, 2017, 1:57 p.m.

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Schafer: When you get a vicious cycle in life, what do you do? Students: ...? Schafer: Calculus!

#6870

66

Oct. 30, 2017, 1:43 p.m.

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//stein talking about gambler's fallacy and law of large numbers Stein: The book asks a question about a survey that asks whether or not people planned to read President Clinton's book. Ostrander: Which President Clinton - past or future? Stein: Which President Clinton? Past. Ostrander: Future. She's due.

#6867

88

Oct. 30, 2017, 10:40 a.m.

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// AP World PD. 3, learning about Hinduism and Moksha Claudia: What is this word? Moshka, Mochka? Whitacre: Why do you have a Starbucks pronunciation of everything?!

#6865

5151

Oct. 27, 2017, 11:32 p.m.

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/Demonstrating forces using a student in a scale Schafer: Now, as I pull up on him, [grabs Aaron by the arms and pulls up] you will notice that the weight on the scale decreases. Aaron: Lose twenty pounds with this quick, easy trick.