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#6862
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⚐ Report//Talking about normal force and sleds Schafer: So my kids will be like, 'Dad! Can you push our sled?' And I'll be like 'No.' And before you say that I'm a terrible parent, hear me out. I told them, 'I will not push your sled because if I push, the force vector will not only have a horizontal component but also a vertical one downwards which would lead to increased friction cue to more normal force and thus you would go slower. But I will pull your sled, because that vector points up.' Student 1: And the sled would hit your shins. Schafer: Well actually, I tie this big long rope around my waist and I walk. And then the kids fall off, and I just keep walking.
#6855
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⚐ Report//Testing bridges in POE Reynald: *stands on own bridge* Mr. Kaluta, try to stand on our bridge. Kaluta: How much do you weigh? Reynald: Less than you.
#6851
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⚐ Report//after using Chad as an example of tension Student: So what do we call Chad's force? Schafer: F contact. //pause Schafer: Or f chad.
#6848
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⚐ Report//talking about likelihood of Blair kids cheating by sending answer keys Ostrander: Yeah, I told them that they don't have to worry about cheating because you kids are too dumb to know the answers anyway.
#6847
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⚐ Report//explaining ramp gravity Schafer: Yes. Winner minus loser. //Ostrander enters the room Schafer: Speaking of losers...
#6845
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⚐ ReportSteven: So if you know calculus, this is easy. //Writes stuff on board Steven: Oh shoot is Schwartz here? Freshmen, you saw nothing.
#6841
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⚐ ReportAritra: Neo have you ever considered shaving? Neo: Yes. Aritra: and what is your conclusion? Neo: No.
#6837
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⚐ ReportSam: Hey Steven... Have you thought about making a YouTube channel for your lectures? Steven: No Sam: You should call it IQu.