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#6715
2121
⚐ ReportSchafer: So there are 2 things about my kids that I'm really proud of. So the first thing is that they both could ride a bike, no training wheels, by the time they were 4. //class murmurs, impressed Schafer: The second thing is that, when they were first learning how to speak, whenever they saw a small dog they'd both say "kitty cat!"
#6714
1420
⚐ Report//talking about stealing his kid's toys Schafer: So once I stole their toys without telling them in the morning. Then I get this phone call at noon, and my kid's like "DAD. DID YOU TAKE THOMAS?" And I go, "Yeah." And he goes, "WHAT ABOUT TRACK?" And I go, "Yeah, I took him too." And he goes, "WELL BRING THEM BACK TONIGHT." And then I whimper, "Yes sir... "
#6710
1010
⚐ Report//Calculating mechanical advantage of an inclined plane in POE Avik: Our measurements would be more precise if there we had a heavier weight on the cart. You should get on it Mr. Kaluta. Kaluta: Yeah, thanks a lot.
#6700
2020
⚐ Report//Talking about tigers lead to zoos led to Mr. Schafer's kid Schafer: So people go up to me, and they ask, 'Why do you have a leash on your kid?' I say, 'Because. Harambe.'
#6697
66
⚐ Report//At the beginning of every class Street: Sit. Sit and be quiet. This might be hard for some of you. Luckily, you are gifted.