#6726

2323

Oct. 6, 2017, 10:01 a.m.

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//Taking attendance Street: Is anyone absent? //Looks at table where Eric moved to //Eric slowly moves back Street: See, these here, are girls. (points at girls sitting near him) If you didn't already know, you're supposed to like sitting near them. //Both Eric and Christina move their chairs away from each other. Street: You know, I used to be like you, but you get it eventually. //Eric and Christina scoot further away

#6724

44

Oct. 5, 2017, 6:56 p.m.

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Street: An assignment that never ends. Kind of like raising children.

#6723

1212

Oct. 5, 2017, 6:56 p.m.

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//talking about scaled drawings Street: Just put in "1 cm = 5 cm." Don't put "1 cm = 5 cm irl." If I see that, you will fail. I'll burn your paper, I won't even grade it.

#6722

1717

Oct. 5, 2017, 6:54 p.m.

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//Schafer is showing a video about relative motion. It is in Japanese, and he doesn't care about what they are saying except for an exciting statement in one spot, which he asks a student to translate for him. Schafer: What is ...Nagamasa? Student: You mean *speaks japanese* Schafer: What's that mean? *mounting excitement* Student: "He threw it." //Schafer is visibly disappointed

#6721

5171

Oct. 5, 2017, 6:48 p.m.

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//Anika walks up behind Izzee and Evan Wu Anika: Hello Children Evan Wu: I'm not a child. I'm an adult. Izzee: No. You are a fluffy little unicorn.

#6720

88

Oct. 5, 2017, 11:30 a.m.

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//in orchestra Mrs. Roberts: Where is your shoulder rest? Student 1: At home Mrs. Roberts: Well what's it doing there? Joey: Resting

#6719

77

Oct. 5, 2017, 10:56 a.m.

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//Watching video in POE. Very nicely animated pigeon flies onto the screen Haydn: Nature at its finest Anson: Checkmate Atheists

#6716

79

Oct. 3, 2017, 11:56 p.m.

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Ryan: You know a friendship is real when even ur dad ships it.

#6715

2121

Oct. 3, 2017, 9:34 p.m.

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Schafer: So there are 2 things about my kids that I'm really proud of. So the first thing is that they both could ride a bike, no training wheels, by the time they were 4. //class murmurs, impressed Schafer: The second thing is that, when they were first learning how to speak, whenever they saw a small dog they'd both say "kitty cat!"

#6714

1420

Oct. 3, 2017, 9:32 p.m.

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//talking about stealing his kid's toys Schafer: So once I stole their toys without telling them in the morning. Then I get this phone call at noon, and my kid's like "DAD. DID YOU TAKE THOMAS?" And I go, "Yeah." And he goes, "WHAT ABOUT TRACK?" And I go, "Yeah, I took him too." And he goes, "WELL BRING THEM BACK TONIGHT." And then I whimper, "Yes sir... "