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Sept. 13, 2017, 10:01 p.m.

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Rose: (introducing a premise in Logic) So, your mother loves you or your father loves you. Hopefully, they both do, but that's why you have two parents.

#6593

68

Sept. 13, 2017, 8:53 p.m.

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//character traits English worksheet Lillian: Character traits. What are some character traits? Maybe naive? Nicole: Betrayed Nicole: oh no wait //Lillian laughing Lillian: Three words to describe yourself! Hi, I'm nice, short, and betrayed!

#6592

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Sept. 13, 2017, 8:51 p.m.

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//doing English worksheet about a girl crying in school (basically) Lillian: So, the overall tone... Nicole: Sad child. Lillian: The overall tone is sad child?

#6591

99

Sept. 13, 2017, 8:43 p.m.

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//trying to sing states song Lillian: "Alabama.. err... wyoming!!!"

#6590

99

Sept. 13, 2017, 7:52 p.m.

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Steven: The math may be correct, but the mathematician will not always be.

#6589

99

Sept. 13, 2017, 7:51 p.m.

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Math Team first meeting: Guang: So what is the best way to divide five muffins amongst three people? Student 1: Give me three, and the other two one. Student 2: Evenly. Student 3: Just buy a sixth muffin. Alan: Muffins never come in five packs anyways.

#6588

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Sept. 13, 2017, 7:48 p.m.

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Looking at Art of Physics projects: Schafer: ...Is that a battle axe? Evan: No, it's a selfie stick. Schafer: ... Schafer: So, lemme get this straight. In the first image, there is a happy couple in a car taking selfies with a selfie stick. Then in the second image, the car is accelerating away into a glorious sunset, this time with only one person in it, and the other person running behind. Evan: Yep Schafer: So is the person running behind swinging a battle axe? Evan: No. It's a selfie stick.

#6587

11

Sept. 13, 2017, 6:52 p.m.

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//Handing out a quiz Whitacre: And don't think about drawing on them! You don't have any artistic talents anyways.

#6586

11

Sept. 13, 2017, 6:47 p.m.

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//Whitcare explains his outlook on marriage and women Whitacre: Yeah! When you're single all the money goes to you! Whitacre: Childbearing at 60? You gon' attend his graduation? Whitacre: The king's mom might still be pulling the strings behind the scenes, and then the king builds a beautiful boat for the mom. Of course, he plans for it to sink. Whitacre: You guys still do arranged marriage! On those dating sites like christians.com or farmerwomen.com, you guys are basically arranging yourselves for marriage! Oh, are you on that .com site right now?

#6585

22

Sept. 13, 2017, 6:40 p.m.

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//Talking about cities founded in the Gobi desert Whitacre: I call cities in the middle of nowhere Vegas. Those people built a city in the middle of a desert--they’re stupid! But they profit from people who are even more stupid than them.