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#6400
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⚐ ReportRose: There's those speed limits in residential areas that are completely useless because the sign says 25, but you can safely go at a 40. Say someone gets caught by a police officer that way and says, "I have created my coordinate system in such a way that I am actually going away from the home, so my velocity is in fact -40 mph, which is way lower than the speed limit." The police officer, who has already heard this before, answers: "But this is a speed limit, not a velocity limit!"
#6394
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⚐ ReportKaluta: So uh, I'm going to be in jail for the next 30 days. Ya see, I got in an argument with Mr. Street here, and I grabbed him by by the tie and smacked him upside the head just as the principal walked by, so I'll be in the hole for the next month or so. // class laughs Kaluta: Nah, I'm taking some time off. Nobline: Wait, that was a joke?!
#6391
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⚐ Report//In a wallops lecture //Explaining trawling Teacher: So guys, what are we going to catch tomorrow? Mr. Schafer (under his breath): Pneumonia
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⚐ Report//At Wallops, there is a meeting in Schwartz and Paul's suite Schwartz: Everybody who is not supposed to be in this dorm, please get out of this suite! Mr. Rose, get out of this suite!
#6388
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⚐ Report//Dinner at Wallops //Steven Qu comes back to the table with a bunch of napkins. Steven: I was trying to be an a**hole so I took the rest of the napkins. Do you guys want to split it?
#6387
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⚐ Report//Ms Adamson returns to class @ 1:30 pm Adamson: Thank you Mr. Cole, how has my class been? Student1: Phenomenal.
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⚐ Report//Ms. Bosse is covering for Mr. Pham's Software Design class //Mr. Paul walks in Mr. Paul: Oh are you covering for Mr. Pham's remedial class? Ms. Bosse: ... Mr. Paul: The first time I saw Richard Chen I had to slap the paste out of his hands and go to town. Mr. Paul: And the first time I saw Dawson he was in the back of a police car. Mr. Paul: Look at them now! Reform is possible.