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#5571

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Oct. 8, 2015, 7 p.m.

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Street: When I say something funny, you are not allowed to crack jokes! I am the show; you are the audience. If the audience starts cracking jokes... ... Street: But if I start singing, you are absolutely welcome to sing along.

#5570

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Oct. 8, 2015, 6:45 p.m.

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// Block D R&E // Mr. Street is talking about gifted people in the magnet, specifically Kristi Ng Street: There's nothing but gifted people in the Ng family. There's Mr. Ng, Mrs. Ng, and Ms. Ng... Kristi: Actually she's Mrs. Lo because she didn't want to be an Ng Street: Then I guess she's miss-ng

#5569

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Oct. 7, 2015, 9:57 p.m.

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//Talking about strings having difficulties playing single eighth notes Piper: What, you like it better when they are hooked up and get all friendly with each other?

#5568

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Oct. 6, 2015, 5:15 p.m.

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(In 8th period Precalculus) Grace, Sally, and Dana discussing RM homecoming Dana: why do they call it homecoming anyways? Sally: I come home every day!!! Grace: Maybe it's like homecoming...for school...? Like coming back to school? Sally: But I don't live here... Grace: Well home is where the heart is? Sally: That's not true!!!! My heart is in my chest!!!!!

#5567

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Oct. 6, 2015, 2:14 p.m.

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Stein: Did you just correct her grammar? That's not how you make friends, Sambuddha.

#5566

410

Oct. 5, 2015, 10:01 p.m.

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// ESS Pd. 3, learning about mineral properties Lodal: Our next property is really two things: cleavage and fracture. // Class starts giggling Lodal (not amused): Thanks for that, guys.

#5565

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Oct. 5, 2015, 9:36 p.m.

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//Pd. 4 Analysis 1B, went something like this Stein: Kinjal! Go integrate that! //She's in a different period, so nobody moves Stein: Shivani! Whatever your name is! Go! (points at Urjita) Class: Do you mean Urjita? Stein: It's a half day! No time for names! Go! //she gets up and does the integral Stein: Now pass it off to someone else! Faster! //passes it off to Sam Stein: Urjita! Simplify that! //class laughs Stein: We don't have time for names! We're already behind! Now go! //Sam looks incredulous, but goes up anyway Stein: Now pass it along! Faster, Gabe! //hands it off to Alice Stein: Keep going, Sandeep! Quickly! //Alice takes the ln and hands off to Lara Stein (looking at Lara): Meghna! How do we solve for y? //This went on for a while, not once calling someone the correct name Stein (at the end of class): I'd like to spend the last minute of class apologizing to all of the ladies of Indian descent.

#5564

513

Oct. 2, 2015, 3:53 p.m.

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//Magnet Precalc Period 8, Talking about how the set of irrational numbers doesn't have closure with multiplication. Noah Gleason: You could do root 2 times root 2. Giles: Yeah, root 2 times root 2 is 1. -Students Laugh- (Giles realizes his mistake) Giles: Root 2 times root 2 is 2. I know how to math. Sometimes. -At the end of class- Patrick Klees: Hey Mr. Giles, has something like this happened before? Because I was going to put this on Blairbash.

#5563

1010

Oct. 1, 2015, 6:50 p.m.

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//In analysis 1B with Stein, doing a diff-eq problem with fecal matter in a water tank //Mr.Hammond walks in Mr.Stein: So class, what is the variable for the fecal matter in the water. //Mr.Hammond walks out

#5562

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Oct. 1, 2015, 5:26 p.m.

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//5th period lunch Daniel Zhu: A moment of silence for those taking the functions test right now. (closes eyes)