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#4628
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⚐ ReportJesse: Aaron, Kalin says you're good at reading code, and I need your services. Aaron: Well, I need to write my own code. Jesse: Well, I do too... //later Jesse: It's tracing time! Arnold: Why would it be tracing time? Why would it ever be tracing time? Jesse: Because it's not "Aaron fixes my code" time.
#4626
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⚐ Report//In Logic; Rose is typing topics for a quiz into Word //Rose types "Ultraparallel" Raanan: Ultraparallel is not a word, Word gave it a red underline squiggly! Rose: Look, your name isn't a word either! //Types Raanan which is then given a red underline squiggly
#4625
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⚐ Report//Prange is running back and forth across the room waving his arms Prange: I'm just a gas particle floating around! //Stein opens the door Stein: Mr. Prange, are you feeling OK? Prange: Oh no! You let the gas particle out! //Prange runs out of the room //Prange comes back a minute later Prange: Stein says I don't look like a gas particle.
#4624
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⚐ Report//8 minutes left of class, 20 minute lesson to go Rose: There is no time for education. Just do what I say.
#4623
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⚐ ReportFreeman: The Taliban are the worst people on the face of the Earth.... I apologize if there are any present.
#4616
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⚐ ReportAnybody: Where is [insert a noun]? Jordan Schneider: "Somewhere over the rainbow getting high."
#4615
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⚐ ReportRose: Who wants to help me out at the magnet orientation night thing? Teddy: OOH OOH ME! Rose: Megan? Awesome. Teddy: Aww what about me? Rose: Teddy, there are like 200 people who I would pick before I picked you. //Talking about why Rose: The thing is Teddy, you're like a wild man. I just couldn't be sure what you'd do at any moment. You might start yelling random shit or just get up and leave or like pull your pants off and I just wouldn't see it coming
#4614
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⚐ ReportSwaney: So Sinn Fein is the legitimate political wing of the Irish Republican Army, which is a terrorist organization. Siri (from Swaney's pocket): I'm not sure I understand. Swaney: Well, see, Siri, it's complicated with Northern Ireland...
#4613
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⚐ ReportFreeman: We went in and we bombed Afghanistan from the Bronze age all the way back to the Stone age.