Search Quotes
#13391
66
⚐ ReportGlenn: That's why I love this job I don't have to euthanize you guys Glenn: and that's great Glenn: And now you guys know I don't have the stones to do it so you're good.
#13389
22
⚐ ReportMr. Jacobs: That's a really cool name... Slipher. I wonder where that name comes from? A few kids in class: It's a British last name. Mr. Jacobs: Really? That's good. I'm glad it's not some ethnic or cultural last name, so I can make fun of it. Class: *starts laughing* Mr. Jacobs: Like if it was a traditionally Armenian last name, and his family got genocided or something, I couldn't make fun of that. You can always make fun of British people.
#13383
22
⚐ ReportRose writes the following tier list on the board: Best Days of Your Life 1. FTC Day 2. Post FTC Day 3. Pre FTC Day ……… Day of Birth Wedding Graduation Death Shapes (because he said that most important things have to do with shapes)
#13381
11
⚐ Report// In reference to APs. Stein: "We should, as a school district, agree not to take standardized tests, and focus on *learning*." // Later. Stein: "Puzzlepalooza is an actual reason to miss school! You actually learn!" // A bit of ranting later. Student: "If I won at Puzzlepalooza, may I put it on my résumé?" Stein: "Absolutely!"
#13379
00
⚐ ReportCrowder: So if I wanted to get rid of my daughter... //later Crowder: Now, if I wanted to give my son a twin...
#13373
1618
⚐ ReportSahu: Maybe I should go be a professional pickleball player, that'd be a good idea.
#13372
77
⚐ Report// sahu during FOPL "I'm tired of writing code. I wanna write a book." "Like a book about farming." "I wanna be a farmer. I want to do a field trip where we just hike in the woods." "And then I wanna paint a picture..."
#13371
55
⚐ Report// Complex presentation Stephen: We are not on an archipelago. We are on the top of flooded mountains.