#8354

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Oct. 18, 2019, 8:44 a.m.

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*throwing bracelets to the class* Sloe: I feel like I’m throwing fish to the sea lions at the... gym! Sloe: Sloe: I don’t know what kind of gym I go to

#8353

2426

Oct. 18, 2019, 8:09 a.m.

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Carlos: Sam, can I have your pants? //later Carlos: I'm trying to get in Sam's pants.

#8352

1414

Oct. 17, 2019, 10:27 a.m.

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Ryan: I also lost half a point Ms. Sloe: That’s because I don’t like you //later Anika D: Do you need 5-15 minutes to recover from the shock?

#8351

3135

Oct. 17, 2019, 7:45 a.m.

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Lodal: This is a magnet class, how do you not know your Pokemon types?!

#8350

2727

Oct. 16, 2019, 1:54 p.m.

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//Taking the survey on PSAT day Ostrander: Is your class using these laptops after the survey? Stein: Yes Ostrander: For good or for bad? Stein: For...class? Ostrander: For good or for bad?

#8348

-1424

Oct. 15, 2019, 2:11 p.m.

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//Orgo Chris: Do you know the webcomic xkcd? Brabazon: No. Chris: Well anyways, they put out a comic where it said that the winner of the Nobel Prize in Chemistry was awarded to the group who discovered the missing elements at the top of the periodic table. Brabazon: *doesn't laugh* That's just incorrect.

#8347

513

Oct. 14, 2019, 11:28 a.m.

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//Kaluta’s room at lunch Kaluta: Okay who wants a beatdown with gluesticks? <Smacks Nate on the head with gluesticks, walks away>

#8346

2424

Oct. 14, 2019, 9:44 a.m.

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Moore: So Jeff, how was the Blood Drive? Jeff: Oh, it was great! I was walking this kid back to class and he fainted Jeff: It was really cool, I've never seen anyone faint before

#8345

2731

Oct. 12, 2019, 2:57 p.m.

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//Talking about people who look like Jesus Aaron: ...as opposed to Schwartz, who just is Jesus. Sam: Eh, he’s more like the second derivative of Jesus.

#8341

1620

Oct. 11, 2019, 1:56 p.m.

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Student: The y-chromosome is like Matlab. It’s degenerate but it’s got just a couple narrow uses still keeping it around.