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#7161

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Jan. 29, 2018, 3:28 p.m.

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//on the bus, Haerin opens up her lunchbox Ivy: sharing is caring give me one //opens container containing food Ivy: is that broccoli? Never mind keep your pain

#7160

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Jan. 29, 2018, 11:11 a.m.

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//Achem, talking about why not to major in chemistry. Pham: I was alone in that room. Each person has a separate room to work in. I was so lonely, I buy guinea pigs, have them run in a wheel, and I talk to them!

When he first mentioned guinea pigs, I thought he bought students to perform experiments on. But this is better.

achem, pham

#7159

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Jan. 29, 2018, 8:25 a.m.

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//whitacre period 1, first day of semester whitacre: does anyone need a chromebook today? student: yes whitacre: we aren't going to learn anything. student: I'd still like one whitacre: we never learn anything.

#7157

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Jan. 28, 2018, 3:08 p.m.

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Izzee: They do lots of interesting stuff. Anika: Like what? Izzee: Like killing people :)

#7156

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Jan. 28, 2018, 11:18 a.m.

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//at cmimc random tj kid 1: oh those moco kids are pretty good random tj kid 2: yeah they're from montgomery county right? random tj kid 3: yeah that's in alabama random tj kid 1: huh thats weird alabama's so rural //all 3 random tj kids agree and wonder why alabama is so good

#7155

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Jan. 28, 2018, 11:13 a.m.

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//at CMIMC Student announcer person: We have an Escape-the-Room! //cue "ooh"s from audience Student announcer person: We have an integration bee! //cue murmurs from the audience Student announcer person: We have a contest event where you can win iPads! //cue "OOOOH"s from audience Student announcer person: Take that, HMMT.

#7152

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Jan. 25, 2018, 10:41 a.m.

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During lunch Student 1: I want a fork Student 2: Here, you can have a meatball. Student 1: I don't want meatball, I want fork!

Engrish is hard

#7151

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Jan. 25, 2018, 9:07 a.m.

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Whitacre: The king was like, I give you land to make up for the bad things I did. Just let the monks go muhmuhmnnn for several centuries.

#7150

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Jan. 25, 2018, 2:10 a.m.

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Group of students standing in class Mr.Charles: Hey guys I would appreciate it if we didn't use marijuana scented deodorant, thank you.

#7149

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Jan. 24, 2018, 8:35 p.m.

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Schafer: Who's in magnet PE? //a few students tentatively raise their hands Schafer: *cackles* Oh magnet PE is so fun to watch.