#4797

77

March 16, 2014, 12:16 p.m.

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//Following the announcement of a Winter Storm Warning on March 16th, which threatens the chance of another snow day during 2013-2014 school year Rose's gmail status: making cardboard cutouts of students right now to put in chairs for tomorrow's calculus lecture videotaping...

#4796

1313

March 14, 2014, 5:10 a.m.

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//in Bio, coloring a picture of transcription and translation Pham: Why you guy coloring? You guy should be painting! Duval: Painting what? Pham: Your face! Duval: With what? Pham: (points at student) Lipstick! Duval: She doesn't need lipstick. You're just trying to sell your cosmetics.

#4795

-311

March 13, 2014, 10:58 p.m.

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Kusal: I don't consider girls as hot, I consider them as pretty.

#4794

5355

March 12, 2014, 9:39 p.m.

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// In Quantum, discussing blackbody radiation Raanan: So a peak in the blue range is for colder objects? Schafer: No, blue means hot! Blue is always hot! Blue is hot, hot, hot! // Class stares at Blue Blue: Uhhhh. Schafer: That's gonna be awkward.

#4793

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March 12, 2014, 7:38 p.m.

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//Pham in Block B Freshman Chemistry, lecturing about students' futures Pham: What is American dream? American dream is driving Mercedes in the morning, BMW in afternoon and Ferrari in evening. Why? Mercedes in the morning to meet with clients, BMW for lunch, and Ferarri at night to pick up girls!

#4792

57

March 6, 2014, 9:51 p.m.

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//Clay puts three 'Our Town' quotes on the board. Clay: Okay class, take out a sheet of paper and analyze this text. //Student hasn't written anything Clay: Why haven't you written anything? Start writing! //Minutes later Clay: So, how was it? Student: Um, Emily Webb was trying to express her feelings about-- Clay: How did you analyze that? If I were you, I couldn't have written anything!

#4791

-111

March 5, 2014, 11:49 a.m.

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//Pham walks into R/E Street: So students, in what order will we test our trebuchets? Pham: Random! Street: So you want to do them randomly. Pham squeals with joy: Yes! //And we did them randomly.

#4789

35

Feb. 27, 2014, 12:26 p.m.

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// Pham giving out SRP room numbers Pham: You weren't there the day you sign up for Room number? Pham: 316, 373, 327, meeny miney more

#4787

48

Feb. 26, 2014, 8:56 p.m.

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// In Lego Robotics, coming up with a name for our robot Antares: Oh, yes. We should name our robot Olafbot! Raphael: What's Olaf? Kathleen: You don't know Olaf? From Frozen? Raphael: What's Frozen? A new TV show?

#4785

55

Feb. 25, 2014, 9:22 p.m.

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Aanchal: I'm putting my cursor on top of Mr. Schafer's so that he notices me!