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#4220

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Sept. 27, 2012, 10:28 p.m.

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//Talking about step functions in precalc Katie: I like escalator functions better.

#4219

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Sept. 27, 2012, 10:26 p.m.

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Lodal: Let me describe to you my childhood briefly...

Pretty much he didn't have any friends because he didn't have video games.  But the friends he did have let him play video games at their houses.

lodal, capmath

#4217

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Sept. 27, 2012, 10:25 p.m.

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//Talking about Mean Girls Maddie: Mean Girls teaches guys how girls are. Lodal: I have a wife, thanks.

#4216

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Sept. 25, 2012, 7:18 p.m.

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//Stein calls on Maya Stein: YES. Maya Q. Davis! Maya: What? Stein: Isn't your middle name "Q?" Maya: ...no. Stein: My whole life is a lie!

#4214

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Sept. 23, 2012, 3:47 p.m.

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//Watching InfoFlow during Stat; Stein is writing on the whiteboard with his back to the class InfoFlow: DID YOU KNOW? Did you know that Princess Diana had a belly button ring with a 48-karat diamond in it? Stein: Really? I have one of those too!

#4210

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Sept. 20, 2012, 11:05 p.m.

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//Talking about his first year of college Whitacre: I went downtown every night. There were 54 bars to choose from, and I chose all of them.

#4209

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Sept. 20, 2012, 10:31 p.m.

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Jinhie: Wait, but don't you have to be dead to write a memoir?

#4208

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Sept. 20, 2012, 9:10 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel telling a story about questioning her spirituality in synagogue Dr. Simel: ....so people don't always go because they want to, maybe they want to impress somebody, see their friends, talk to some cute boy at synagogue- Barg: Wait--cute Jewish boys? //Class laughs //Dr. Simel launches into another story

#4207

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Sept. 20, 2012, 7:42 p.m.

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//Talking in Mathphys Schafer: Yeah, so, this weekend I was out shopping to get model rockets for my nephew. I kind of add 3-5 years forward to whatever age he is, so I was thinking....he's 7, that's basically like 11, better get some rockets. Students: Whoa, what? Schafer: C'mon, everyone needs to have one questionable uncle like that. No one else fits the job better.

#4206

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Sept. 20, 2012, 7:37 p.m.

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//Talking in Math Phys Student: Wait, you don't watch Mythbusters? Schafer: Nah, I don't watch *any* TV except sports. Student: What about your son? Schafer: No, definitely no TV for him. He won't be a child of the Internet either. He'll be a kid of nature and Legos and figuring out stuff. *pause* But wait, no, for educational shows and things, I have a plan. If he watches TV...I'll make sure everything will only be in Spanish. He'll get English from me and my wife, but the TV-- solamente en Español. Then I'm hoping that through natural language diffusion and whatnot... Student: He's going to have some interesting stories once he's a teenager... Schafer: Oh definitely. Friends will be like, "Why are you so *weird*?" and he'll just say, "Well...you see, when I was a kid..."