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⚐ Report//Talking about step functions in precalc Katie: I like escalator functions better.
#4217
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⚐ Report//Talking about Mean Girls Maddie: Mean Girls teaches guys how girls are. Lodal: I have a wife, thanks.
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⚐ Report//Stein calls on Maya Stein: YES. Maya Q. Davis! Maya: What? Stein: Isn't your middle name "Q?" Maya: ...no. Stein: My whole life is a lie!
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⚐ Report//Watching InfoFlow during Stat; Stein is writing on the whiteboard with his back to the class InfoFlow: DID YOU KNOW? Did you know that Princess Diana had a belly button ring with a 48-karat diamond in it? Stein: Really? I have one of those too!
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⚐ Report//Talking about his first year of college Whitacre: I went downtown every night. There were 54 bars to choose from, and I chose all of them.
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⚐ Report//Dr. Simel telling a story about questioning her spirituality in synagogue Dr. Simel: ....so people don't always go because they want to, maybe they want to impress somebody, see their friends, talk to some cute boy at synagogue- Barg: Wait--cute Jewish boys? //Class laughs //Dr. Simel launches into another story
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⚐ Report//Talking in Mathphys Schafer: Yeah, so, this weekend I was out shopping to get model rockets for my nephew. I kind of add 3-5 years forward to whatever age he is, so I was thinking....he's 7, that's basically like 11, better get some rockets. Students: Whoa, what? Schafer: C'mon, everyone needs to have one questionable uncle like that. No one else fits the job better.
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⚐ Report//Talking in Math Phys Student: Wait, you don't watch Mythbusters? Schafer: Nah, I don't watch *any* TV except sports. Student: What about your son? Schafer: No, definitely no TV for him. He won't be a child of the Internet either. He'll be a kid of nature and Legos and figuring out stuff. *pause* But wait, no, for educational shows and things, I have a plan. If he watches TV...I'll make sure everything will only be in Spanish. He'll get English from me and my wife, but the TV-- solamente en Español. Then I'm hoping that through natural language diffusion and whatnot... Student: He's going to have some interesting stories once he's a teenager... Schafer: Oh definitely. Friends will be like, "Why are you so *weird*?" and he'll just say, "Well...you see, when I was a kid..."